Pamela's Rude Intruder

[Deja Q]

http://www.ananova.com/entertainment/story/sm_1435319.html

LA's plastic princess Pamela Anderson has strayed from being a pin-up for red-blooded men everywhere - into the territory of having a female stalker.

Poor Pammy was left shaken after a female 'fan' broke into her Malibu pad - and headed straight for the underwear drawer.

The intruder left without stealing anything, reprots the Daily Mail.

But she left a note to explain her motive: "I'm not a lesbian, I just want to touch you."

Poor Pam was understandably freaked out by the strange display of affection.

"This is very unnerving. Who knows what is going on in that woman's mind?" the busty blonde worried.

To calm her fears, Pammy has invested in a new state-of-the-art security system.

Maybe she knows this person:

[acmavm]

1. Who is that very strange looking person in that picture?

Looks like something from an old Star Trek episode.

[Deja Q]

2. Losira - she went around killing people by touching them.

Played by Miss America (1963?) Lee Meriwether. Also appeared in a Batman movie and on Match Game PM. :D