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Not_Giving_Up Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-16-05 02:18 AM
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I am free of children!
Whatever shall I do with myself?
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Fiona Donating Member (993 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-16-05 02:18 AM
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1. Change your name
and move.
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Not_Giving_Up Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-16-05 02:20 AM
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2. Good idea
I can't move...I'm broke.

next?
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LastKnight Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-16-05 02:21 AM
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3. uhh... i donno...
make more? lol
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Not_Giving_Up Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-16-05 02:22 AM
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4. Impossible
Parts have been removed...No womb for more!
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LastKnight Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-16-05 02:24 AM
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5. didnt think the idea would fly anyway...
so in that case, call them up and harass them to death...ask them why their still up, who thier with, and when they will finially get to bed.

ya know... motherly stuff
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Not_Giving_Up Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-16-05 02:30 AM
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8. They're asleep
They're only 11 and 9, and one is with grandparents, the other is with great-grandpa. I know where they are and what they are doing.
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LastKnight Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-16-05 02:32 AM
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12. i thought it was a 'my kids have grown up and moved out' situation,
never mind... i feel sto0pid now.
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Not_Giving_Up Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-16-05 02:34 AM
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14. No, we're not quite there yet
The cats and I look forward to that time.
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jobycom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-16-05 02:28 AM
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6. Hike cross country and live off the land and the kindness of strangers,
telling everyone you meet about the DSM and Bush's war crimes and treason. Take pictures, write a book about it, and buy an RV with the profits from the book and movie rights. Retrace the route of Che Guevera's trek around South America in your new RV, again taking pictures and notes. Write "Motorcycle Diaries: 55 years later in an RV." Sell that book, buy a yacht, and try to determine whether Muslims from the west coast of Africa could have made it across the Atlantic to Mexico,and thus become the basis for the Quetzlcoatl myth, since the word has always sounded Arabic to me. After this, retire to Barcelona and live peacefully.

Either that or watch tv a lot. The first idea will keep your kids from being able to ask for money, though, since they can't find you.
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Not_Giving_Up Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-16-05 02:31 AM
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9. I'll spread the word electronically
No hiking for me! My kids don't ask for money, they know I'm broke.
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jobycom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-16-05 02:46 AM
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17. Darn, I did a lot of thinking on that, too
Oh well, your idea is probably a happy medium between my two suggestions! :-)
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xmas74 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-16-05 02:29 AM
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7. Buy some pot and get high.
Maybe have a party.
That's what I would think about if I were ever free of children.
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Not_Giving_Up Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-16-05 02:32 AM
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10. No party
Lump on the couch is sleeping. The first part is done!
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xmas74 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-16-05 02:33 AM
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13. kick that lump off the couch.
get some good music playing and make the lump get up!

Children nowhere near the house is a very special occasion. It should not be wasted sleeping.
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Not_Giving_Up Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-16-05 02:35 AM
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15. The lump requires 12 hours of sleep a day
Sometimes he's up all night and asleep all day...today it was up all day, sleep by 10 PM.
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xmas74 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-16-05 02:56 AM
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19. I wish I could get even half that!
that would be wonderful.
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-16-05 02:32 AM
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11. Long hot soak in the tub,
rent some movies you wouldn't watch with kids in the house, eat whatever the heck you like for dinner with no grumpy faces... I'm sure you'll come up with a few things.
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Not_Giving_Up Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-16-05 02:36 AM
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16. Dinner happened before the littlest munchkin was gone
Maybe tomorrow!

I see sleep in my future!
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sasquatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-16-05 02:56 AM
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18. Get some kittens
:evilgrin:
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