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lildreamer316 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-14-05 02:07 PM
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10 Things Every Girl Should Know....
Check this out! Very funny. Hope it's not too much of a "sex" thread;I posted it for the Laura Bush stuff.

http://www.ironhymen.com/boysprivates.asp
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seemunkee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-14-05 02:20 PM
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1. LOL, don't forget the boys page
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Bunny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-14-05 02:31 PM
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2. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
"Because trust me: that grotesque grab bag of horror and disappointment is always up to something, gals." :rofl:
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48pan Donating Member (957 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-14-05 02:35 PM
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3. Scary stuff. n/t
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philosophie_en_rose Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-14-05 02:49 PM
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4. I hereby pledge:
Edited on Tue Jun-14-05 02:56 PM by philosophie_en_rose


3. To never do rough stuff like ride horsies or bikes with hard seats, which could break my vagina's freshness seal and make me totally unlovable.

4. To never let tampons violate the sanctity of my hoo-hoo, because tampons are really nothing more than thirsty little albino penises.

5. To never have premarital sex, because Jesus doesn't want anyone messing around inside my girly hole until after His church makes some money off a wedding.

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I understand that abstaining from sex protects me from:

Having adoption-hungry homosexuals circle my pregnant belly like vultures, hell-bent on corrupting my unwanted bastard child with their sicko "love."
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NoSheep Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-14-05 02:59 PM
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5. Thanks to that joke she told on George at the banquet, I can now hear
her voice speaking every word of this! It's hilarious!
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-14-05 03:00 PM
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6. like a giant trichinosis worm . . .
can't. breathe.
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TrogL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-14-05 03:37 PM
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7. There's a boy's version
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