This Is One FINE Ass!

[matcom]

[Ellen Forradalom]

1. Wanna see my hooters?

[Maddy McCall]

4. Them's some nice hooters ya got there.

:-)

[Maddy McCall]

2. Fine ASS, here are my breasts...

[radwriter0555]

48. My breasts are larger than your breasts... and HOT too...

[Skittles]

3. *yawn*

I got enough of it last night.

[zanana]

5. Just last night...

Just last night I was thinking "I wonder if Matcom will show us his ass this week"? Imagine my joy when I saw the title of your post! Then, complete devastation. Please help me mend my broken heart.

[matcom]

6. will a picture of my PECKER do?

[zanana]

13. Are all peckers that small?

It's a nice pecker, but I've never seen one that small!

[SoCalDem]

7. Boobies, anyone??

[Maddy McCall]

11. Matcom's pecker betwixt SoCal's boobies?

[underpants]

8. Want to see my Johnson?

[matcom]

9. just PLEASE don't show me your Dick

x(

[alfredo]

14. Who is the biggest dick?

[underpants]

15. Okay but here is my wang

[Aristus]

46. Wow. I've never seen a wang that................................OLD before

Heh-heh. :evilgrin:

[radwriter0555]

50. Wanna see spotted dick?

You'll have to COOK IT though...

http://www.compulink.co.uk/~ossystems/rfmbs/spotted_dick.html

Make Your Own Spotted Dick

The following recipe is a traditional one for making this great pudding and will serve four normal people, two greedy ones or one pig.

Recipe for Spotted Dick 2 oz white breadcrumbs
2 oz self raising flour
4 oz shredded suet
8 oz prepared stoned raisins
1/8 teaspoon salt
1/2 grated nutmeg
1/2 teaspoon ground ginger
1/8 teaspoon mace
1 oz whole candidied peel, finely chopped
grated zest of one orange
3 eggs
3 tablespoons brandy

Mix the breadcrumbs with the suet and flour in a large bowl. Add the raisins making sure that noneare stuck together. When these ingredients are well mixed, add the salt, nutmeg, ginger, mace, candidied peel and orange zest, mixing thoroughly.

In a small basin beat the eggs well and add them with the brandy to the mixture, stirring for at least five minutes to amalgamate the contents thoroughly. Pack the pudding basin with the mixture, cover with greas-proof paper and foil and tie down with a string. Steam for four hours, making sure that the saucepan doesn't boil dry. Serve with lashings of hot custard.

[alfredo]

10. Well, I got as cute little ass

[meegbear]

12. Check out this nice rack

[northofdenali]

17. Here's a couple more huge racks for ya -

[zanana]

16. Right now, my husband is looking at me

and he's thinking "My wife is a true intellectual. She's online, reading news articles and keeping up with the pulse of the nation, enriching our lives with the seeds of fine dialogue." I am so full of it.

[radwriter0555]

18. Aint' it COOL? We got em all

snowed.

[matcom]

19. well at least you are looking at a Smart Ass!

:P

[trof]

20. OK. Picture of my bum.

[Maddy McCall]

21. Emmett Kelly...world's best clown

I painted him in a paint by numbers as a kid...still have it somewhere. The coolest!

[trof]

28. Liked Kelly too, but that's

Freddy the Freeloader-Red Skelton.

[Maddy McCall]

34. Eeesh...let me adjust my glasses :-)

Here's Kelly. Thanks for the correction ;-)

[SoCalDem]

22. Wack-off, anyone???

:evilgrin:

[I AM SPARTACUS]

25. sorry, posted in wrong place...

.

[radwriter0555]

29. How about a DAMN beaver.. or beaver

dam?

[radwriter0555]

30. Or a LITTLE beaver?

[radwriter0555]

31. Or a hairy beaver?

[I AM SPARTACUS]

23. the inevitable...big cock

[radwriter0555]

26. MY cock is bigger and far more glorious than YOUR cock....

[I AM SPARTACUS]

32. Chicks...in the palm of my hand...

[catzies]

59. Twins! I'm gonna name them Jenna and Barbara.

n/t

[Maddy McCall]

24. This guy's got a hoe handle on him!

[I AM SPARTACUS]

27. the requisite Beaver...

[radwriter0555]

33. How about some hot chicks?

[I AM SPARTACUS]

35. you and Neil Bush in Thailand???

[I AM SPARTACUS]

36. bearded clams...(well, okay, these are shaved, I guess)

[I AM SPARTACUS]

37. HEY!...someone has CRABS...

[damnraddem]

38. Yeah, and when Jesus entered Jerusalem, which did he pick:

an ass or an elephant?

[XNASA]

39. Behold my hose!!

[Ellen Forradalom]

40. And a fine hose it is too.

But how did you get it to turn green?

[XNASA]

42. I took this picture on St. Paddy's Day.

I had it painted for the occasion.

[ProfessorGAC]

41. I Knew I'd Regret That I Have A Flat Hose

It's not the site to behold, that yours is. Damn!
The Professor

[Ellen Forradalom]

43. Babes a plenty!

[Paul1574]

44. this is silly....you are all loons

[radwriter0555]

47. Hey, I yam what I yam....

what can I say?

[Richardo]

45. Uh oh, I'm sporting a woody...

[alfredo]

53. looking for some Slash?

[radwriter0555]

49. You know SOMEONE had to post about wet pussy

cats....

sorry....

[44wax]

51. Self Portrait?

Steely eyed intensity sans pink tutu.

[radwriter0555]

52. A major set of tit

mice....
http://www.mandmfineries.com/birds/bluetitmouse-enlarge.htm

[radwriter0555]

54. A real PORKER..

or at least a real cute one... Found the pic and had to make up something to post it...

[ronnykmarshall]

55. Check out my pecker!

[Ellen Forradalom]

56. Nice tits!

From the Royal Tit-Watching (Ornithological) Society of Britain at www.nice-tits.org

[Ellen Forradalom]

57. Hoes, baby!

[liberalpress]

58. I'm so dissapointed that I didn't get to see..

... a little Bush