So I'm a little drunk and I'm thinking...what is Asscroft doing now...

[banjosareunderrated]

My hope: feeling pain in his joints as he bends over to get the newspaper because he wasted his life being an ignorant, hateful ass instead of tempering his reich-like tendencies with repeated trips to Branson's orchards of Newton to work his fascist ass out. Then, he's told that his "legal" reasons for rounding up Muslims is the same for rounding up white christian males from Michigan because of Oklahoma City and his head explodes. Which left a tiny little grey stain that I used for bait here in Lake Erie and I got one as big as dude's boner for Ms. Braun.

I threw it back though. Fermi, Mercury, Acid Rain---nothing can explain the horror of that fuckstick.

[Arugula Latte]

1. I'll bet all his perv tendencies are coming out.

I see Ashcroft as a closet perv. He's so worried people will realize he's a big ol' perv that he puts on his holier-than-thou act. Picture him in black fishnets, a garter, and nipple clamps singing "Let the Eagle Sooooooooarrrrrrrr" ...

[MuseRider]

2. You are thinking of Ashcroft while a little drunk?

Bummer.

[banjosareunderrated]

4. I know, it's depressing... but I stared at Guernica and I saw him

with a broken sword at the bottom and I just feel like he's got to be at the lowest point a demon could be. And I'm hoping Picasso could only see so low and there's something worse for the deeply evil. It keeps me going anyway until my beam runs out.

[MuseRider]

5. There you go.

Guernica and a little booze will do that every time.

Next time try Thomas Kincade! It will just make you :puke: but you can get over that.

[Erika]

3. He's probably thinking of the breasts he ordered covered up

in his tenure. Those statues can really be nasty.

[EST]

6. Saw asscrack on tv recently.

He was speechifying and bragging about what a wonderful job he had completed, and, like any other lying ass politician (is there any other kind?) he made points about the thousands of people he'd had arrested and how safe that'd made us all. Of course, as expected , he totally ignored the fact that, out of fine thousand arrests, he had only obtained one conviction and that one was highly suspect.
The upshot of it all seemed to be that, despite his advanced age and diseased intellect, he still expects the call to come and he will come riding out of the clouds on his white charger to be declared god of the USA, as he rightly deserves, and will proceed to solve all problems extant.
A special dispensation from the big cheese in the sky will make it all o.k., allowing him to be dictator of earth and live forever. This is not precisely the way he phrased it (I was too busy puking to take real careful notes), but you simply have to listen to him in self-congratulatory mode, making an extended speech in welcoming circumstances to fully appreciate the depths of his depravity and distorted reality.
Few people (serial murderers come to mind) strike me immediately as candidates for the most severe penalty available, with no chance even for an appeal, but this devil's spawn is right up there and I am not normally supportive of the death penalty.

On edit-Learning to touch type on a Dvorak keyboard leads to an enormous number of d.a. errors, duh!