I don't even know the name of whoever won /American Idol/.

[LoZoccolo]

I don't know when the Michael Jackson trial is supposed to end, either.
I've never seen Desperate Housewives.
I haven't seen the last two Star Wars movies.
I don't have cable.

What things do you not even know, which means that you are cool for not knowing them?

[gmoney]

1. I have no idea what you're referring to at all?

"How cool is THAT?" -- Weezer

[tk2kewl]

2. same as you

'cept i got the cable. gotta watch the mets

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

3. That's OK

Most people don't know who the Gallaghers are :evilgrin:

[Radical Activist]

4. That's all ok except for the star wars thing.

The latest one is good and its about the Bush empire. Go see it.

[autorank]

5. I never saw a complete episode of "Mash"

I never say a complete episode of "Friends"
I don't turn on NBC for fear of getting arrested by a "Law & Order" cop.
I did see an American Idol guy on Steward last nighe, embarassing.
I have never seen any show about an Island (all the way back to da plane)
I prefer C-Span or WWE SmackDown
I'm a classy guy.

[tyedyeto]

6. Ask me.... Do I care about any of those?

Not one damn bit!!!!!