The Fer Cryin' Out Loud of all CAPTIONS!!!

[skip fox]

"I just don't know how clearer I can put it. The evil guys are in desperation, which was like a town in the West or something. Not in Texas. So they attack in their desperation at our success and winning faces. We stay the course whatever the cost or consequences, which was like a town or a game show in New Mexico, and good things are happening but because all bad desperation things of the evil guys make the news like a squeaky gear every time. But some stories are different. Some may fit, if the shoe wears it. Others wouldn't be caught dead. So the more desperation, the more we have a secret in winning which is not getting out enough. A child could understand."

[theivoryqueen]

1. Hmmm???

Is that an actual quote? I didn't get to see the press conference yesterday. It's hard to tell the irony from the actual gaffes - this guy is so random.

[kcwayne]

2. A child could understand?

What child speaks the same language as this idiot? What language is this moron speaking anyway?

[bif]

3. It's the suiciders who hate our freedoms.

n/t

[skip fox]

4. "So, okay, it's like this. They hate freedom, simple as that. So

most of them would choose terror over freedom. They would absolutely HATE the mall 'cause you can decide to do so many different things there. They wouldn't even probably go NEAR a mall, no sir, unless it was to blow it up or to start a terror shop or something. They hate fast food places cause they can never make up their minds with so much freedom on the menu. They only want to eat what they're told and only want to live in caves, where you don't have the freedom of setting the temperature. In caves, also, there's no good t.v. reception so you don't have the freedom of what to watch. And they love it! . . . It's simple, see? . . . . Next question."

[Bossy Monkey]

5. And THAT was what was on the TelePrompTer; you should hear him ad lib!

Kudos, skip!

Edit for spectacularly anal-retentive capitalization corrections

[cosmicdot]

6. W: the world is safer today because Saddam Hussein and the Taliban

... are gone ... this is my new angle on things as we keep tweaking the discrepancies between the 'let's roll' 'go get'em Bushie' thing and Operation Iraqi-but-what-about-Afghanistan-smoke-'em-out Freedom ... you know, where we were and what went wrong with 'mission accomplished' ... and, I know some of you will ask where have they gone to, or if they're gone why do I still talk about them ... or, if by 'gone' do I mean from being seen versus being a shadow government much like we've got going here which I'm not suppose to talk about which Dick Cheney is running ... some may ask: is Dick gone? Do you see him? But, does Saddam come out for fund-raisers or to give speeches to the Council for National Policy or the Heritage Foundation? So, see, there's a difference ... and, we're hoping little by little we'll control the spin on this as we migrate from policy to policy ... and, nobody will be the wiser ...

[underpants]

7. Wow the White House got a new lawn jockey

But where are the gnomes?????????/

[underpants]

8. Uh hehehe Condi...un I think my arm is stucked

That is a rip-off of XNASA from yesterday.

[skip fox]

9. Bounce before I go for the day.

Early quitting today. Have at this one, guys, and show the world what a CAPTIONing corps we have at at DU!! :toast:

:bounce: