REMAKES III -- Summer of the Clones!!!

[CatWoman]

Batman: The Pregnancy – Haley Joel Osment stars as the sperm of Bruce Wayne’s father, who must battle millions of enemies on the long and perilous journey to fertilize the ovum that will create the embryo that will eventually become the Caped Crusader, in the first full-length feature film shot entirely in utero. Claire Danes stars as the egg.




The Andy Griffith Movie - TV’s all-time favorite sheriff Andy Taylor returns to Mayberry to bury Aunt Bea, brutally murdered after being dragged behind a motorcycle. Andy finds the town overrun by a sadistic leather-clad biker gang headed by Howard Sprague. But the gang is just muscle for a more sinister plot to steal a nuclear missile and blackmail the federal government, a plot masterminded by the most vile and evil character ever to befoul a nation’s television screens: Goober Pyle.





Taster’s Choice Commercial: The Motion Picture - Bernardo Bertolucci directs Joseph Fiennes and Angelina Jolie in this NC-17 rated story of lust, betrayal and freeze-dried coffee. The pair live next door to each other in a decaying Venice neighborhood, constantly running out of coffee, precipitating graphic and powerfully erotic bouts of lovemaking on the rooftops, plazas and canals of the world’s most romantic city. Contains the most sexually explicit images in a major movie since the vivid masturbation scenes in Clairol Herbal Essence Commercial: The Motion Picture

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[Deja Q]

1. My Reviews:

"Batman: The Pregnancy" is a lurid tale that reminds us that if our dog-eat-dog world wasn't bad enough, a sperm-eat-sperm world is much more depressing. Worse, there's no Adam West camping it up.


"Andy Griffith" does the unthinkable: Takes an old TV show and puts it into another mindset. While this had been done before with "The Brady Bunch Movie", the Andy Griffith movie shows the world as a much darker place. Definitely deserving of its "R" rating, but a definite must-see if you like the genre of transplating cliche comedy characters into real life situations.

"Taster's Choice" - you'll need to be drinking a lot of this ($7.99 per 12oz cup at your local theatre) during the movie. If turning 5 minute unfunny Saturday Night Live sketches into 90 minute flicks wasn't bad enough, now the same treatment goes for commercials. Best avoided, unless you're an incurable insomniac. This'll cure it, and the memories will linger for years, ensuring you needn't keep Sominex in business any longer.

[MrScorpio]

2. Here's one of mine

My Daughter, The SUV - Jerry Van Dyke reprises his role as Dave Crabtree, from the classic series, My Mother The Car. In the modern version, his late porn star daughter daughter, Sassy Sinn, dies in a freak accident on set. Her spirit is transferred into a nearby 2001 Japanese SUV. Each week, we follow the hilariously ribald exploits of Sassy, while she humps gas pumps and runs downs porn protesters. It's always up to Dave to get his daughter out of these tricky situations. But since he is the senior partner of his own law firm, he has the clout to always comes out on top. Thursdays on Fox.

[underpants]

3. I laughed I cried it's the feel good hit of the summer...

I'll see it again and again it was better than "Cats".

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[CatWoman]

4. you're such a trip

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