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stellanoir Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-28-05 02:00 PM
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I seem to only date men who are suffering from
cranial rectal inversion.

Ya think this is wrong. . .?

Truly seems so. . .

(this is my first copycat ever so pullease be gentle)
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-28-05 02:05 PM
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1. Do you do this on purpose or accidentally?
Edited on Sat May-28-05 02:52 PM by BikeWriter
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stellanoir Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-28-05 02:15 PM
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2. totally unwittingly I assure you
Edited on Sat May-28-05 02:15 PM by stellanoir
as it is hardly my goal. It's just the odds are with them or so it seems.
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-28-05 02:55 PM
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5. I'm sorry to hear that. My results with women are similar. It takes...
an average of ten years for me to empower them to the point they're strong and independent enough to leave.
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swag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-28-05 02:20 PM
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3. I hear ya sister.
Most of them also enjoy bovine exanthema.

Take advantage of your local library.
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stellanoir Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-28-05 02:23 PM
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4. LOL
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hfojvt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-28-05 03:36 PM
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6. I know you are not talking about me
'cause I have not had a date in seven years. Then again, 6 of the seven women I have dated in my life chose to end the relationship, so maybe I am an a$$head. The first one I dated always smiled and waved when she saw me. Truthfully I think she went out with me as a way to make the guy she later moved in with see that he could lose her, and the last one told me once "it is not you, it is me". She has epilepsy, but I think that line is really lame, and I can look to the right and see the book "Epilepsy and the Family" which I bought.
Ironic that I am now singing along to Eric Carmen: "Never gonna fall in love again. I don't wanna start with someone new. Cause I couldn't bear to see it end, just like me and you. No, I never wanna feel the pain, of remembering how it used to be. Never gonna fall in love again, just like you and me."
Not that I was in love after three dates, but George Eliot wrote "If a man is ever to love a woman without someday looking at his love as folly, she must die while he is courting her." Either that, or dump him.
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