I Nominate Jesco White The "Dancin' Outlaw" for the UN rep.!

[Hubert Flottz]

Far better and brighter than anyone Bush can come up with! See for yo-self!

http://www.juliescoggins.com/dancing_outlaw_page.htm

UN Qualification Quiz

Who Said What?

"Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream."

"I enjoyed myself from within myself on behalf of myself"

"I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family."

"My past is coming up into my future and messing with my good life"

"They misunderestimated me."

Clearly this man is on the same page as our fearful pResidunce!

[Maddy McCall]

1. I second that nomination...let's put it up for a vote.

;-)

Edit: But let me add, he seems to have MUCH MORE common sense than Bush.

[Hubert Flottz]

2. A little smarter lookin' too!

I wonder if the Shrub huffs gasoline and lighter fluid too, when the Chief Chickenhawk chats with Gawd each day and gets his vector for the day!

Jesco wouldn't have hauled ass in a jet on 9/11, he'd have come out shootin' and then sorted out the little shit later on! That's the kind of decision makers we need taking care of bidness at places like the United Nations! Not some panty waisted PRE-VERT!

[Maddy McCall]

3. And Jesco doesn't deny his history.

Hell, he relishes it. He admits he did coke, huffed butane, drank himself into oblivion.

Plus, another asset in having Jesco for president--he can channel Elvis!

[Hubert Flottz]

4. Jesco can be three people at the same time too!

Quite an asset when you need a witness or two, that you can trust, to bail you out of the big lies, tight situations and bad deals you might get caught up in!

[Maddy McCall]

5. Jesco for President, Jessie for VP, and Elvis for Sec. of State.

Hell, that's half of his administration covered.

Oh, and Mamie for Sec. of War. :D

[Hubert Flottz]

6. Think of the money we could save and give back to the rich

people, who work so hard stealing and deserve a big tax cut, because they'll donate part of the windfall tax cut money back to the party war chests! I'll bet Jusco can even channel Tom DeLay! They do talk a exactly alike about certain issues, like hot tubs, women's and children's civil rights and morals and shit!

Jesco knows more about the PARTY than any other KKKonservative I know of! I guess that because he's passed out at so many of them!

Edit} check this out, Jesco ia a natural to appeal to the Republican base!

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"I never did get the story on the "Jesus with two firecrackers" tattoo."

When Jesco went to Hollywood to be on the sitcom Roseanne, she immediately noticed the swastika tattoos on the back of both hands. Even though I doubt Jesco even knew why they found it offensive (they are Jewish) he agreed to have them covered before proceeding with the show. According to Jesco himself, they sent a limo for him that took him to the tattoo parlor where he had roses applied to cover the swastikas.

http://www.juliescoggins.com/dancing_outlaw_page.htm

Jesus with firecrackers, swastikas??? I'm tellin' you, the man has everything the base could want covered! All he'd need to do is jerk that shirt off at the debates or the reich wang convention and the flock would be under his spell ASAP!

[Hubert Flottz]

7. The GOP here in WV fired their top man, but they need to go...

over and ask Jesco to step in and run things here in the mountain state for them! I mean read this little snippet and see if you don't think this guy has what it takes to make it to the pinnicle in the GOP!

Dancin' Outlaw: The story of Jesco White, Mountain Dancer
by the foxy Ms. Tara

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Sure, there is humor in the tale of Jesco. He’s a character that’s hard to believe. The Elvis, the woeful tale of the sunglasses, his wife — he had planned to rob her when they met, but instead fell in love with her , then married her and divorced her twice— sitting in a plastic lawn chair wearing polyester pants, a black bee hive hairdo and 40 extra pounds. It’s easy to poke fun at him, but Jesco’s is a tragic story. Sniffing glue and inhalants, jail time, and the tragic murder of his daddy — which Jesco wouldn’t have witnessed had he not made Norma Jean drive back around the hollow to pick up his beloved sunglasses. HIs daddy was the greatest Mountain Dancer they’d ever seen. As Jesco’s mom says, "His daddy had 52 more moves than any other dancer." HE was also supposed to be the subject of this documentary, but he was already dead by the time the cameras arrived. More...

http://www.pussycatmagazine.com/archives/badmoviemarathon/dancinoutlaw.html

Jesco's father was famous and quite well known like, You Know Who! Jesco did extensive chemical research in his youth, like you know who! He likes to rob and steal, LIKE YOU KNOW WHO! He's a loving family man who treats others with that typical GOPer respect and dignitude, like you know who! This man has it all as far as noecon credentials, except the cash in the offshore banks! Given about six months in office in Washington or New York City, I'm sure that Jesco could remedy his present cash flow problems, Like You Know Who! He and his brothers like nothing better than to get out there and sling some serious MUD, like you know who! Jesco believes that he Is "The KING", like you know who! Need I go on pointing out the advantage that Elv...errr...Jesco would bring with him the day he walks through the door at GOP party headquarters? He even has the fireworks right there next to Jesus!

Edit}}}}}}}}}}} I rest my case!!!!!