Even though I don't like her at all and I don't eat meat I want Paris...

[CalebHayes]

Hilton to get on TV and eat the ham burger completely naked when I hear these right-wing Christian freak parenting groups freaking out. I just lose it. I just want to have a NAKED Paris Hilton, hell maybe a few more naked people eating ham burgers with her, on their TVs. Sometimes you can use this thing we made for lazy Americans like you crazy freaks called a remote and change the channel real fast so your little kids that are just gonna ignore your stupid rules and get pregnate at 15 because you were afarid to give them birth control, don't have to see naked Paris eating the burger. Or you could turn the dial when it some how ends up on Howard Stern (wonder how it got there in the first place from the local Christian station anyway?) rather than make him switch completely to satellite radio.

Maybe people like Howard Stern aren't always politically correct and maybe they are offensive and vulgar and mean but guess what last I checked your buddy Bush hasn't fully succeeded in throwing away the first amendment. So that means for now your JUST GONNA HAVE TO CHANGE THE CHANNEL WHEN YOU SEE NAKED PARIS EATING THE BURGER!!!!!!



(sorry about the ranting, it might not make since I was going nuts back there)

[Goldmund]

1. LOL I thought you were going to end it with the title.

I agree with you, totally.

[Shell Beau]

2. I don't. Sorry!

I can't even stand the sight of Paris Hilton. Something about her irks me. Especially her trying to be a sexy with a hamburger!

[Goldmund]

3. He doesn't like Paris either --

-- and I, well she pretty much makes me gag.

But when it comes to pissin' off the Fristians, a man's gotta have priorities.

[Shell Beau]

4. Well, okay I'll give you that much!!

:P

[CalebHayes]

7. lol

[tjdee]

5. But it's not like a show--so you can be ambushed by skanky Paris...

:scary:

If this was a show, I'd agree with you wholeheartedly. And I half agree with you as it is, LOL. But the fact that I can be watching...whatever, and right after the Coke commercial see a half naked woman all sudsy and bending over a car--that's kind of not cool. PLus, the fact that it's Paris, makes it kind of horrific.

By the time you turn it, you've already seen half of it, it's only thirty seconds....

But you have to wonder whether these people never visit large cities, where you can see underwear ads/etc. at any time, usually 20 feet tall on the side of a building.

[CalebHayes]

11. So what, shes all over TV as it is dressed like that and no one cares.

Is it the burger that is making this such a big deal? For real people. Sometimes hot people gotta eat too. (Even though I don't find her as attractive as everyone else seems to. Especially these RW freak groups.)

[MrScorpio]

6. Why can't a girl wash her car and eat a burger in a bikini in peace?

In Europe, no one would bat an eye at this spot.

People over there actually are nekkid in the spots

[CalebHayes]

9. Maybe thats because people aren't fat in Europe so...

it's okay to wash your car in a bikini because not %60 of people are fat. YOU LOOK GOOD DOING IT.

[jandrok]

8. Good rant, Caleb

It's the usual drivel. Sex is bad, violence is ok. It's because violence is God-sanctioned. Personally, I'd much rather have my kids watch Paris eat a burger than to have them watch CSI: REDSTATEMURDEROFTHEWEEK. There's never any outrage from the fundies about the violence, I guess because God sanctions all of that nice, ass-kicking mayhem.

Sex=knowledge=sin=holy hellfire and damnation

[Mojambo]

10. I like hamburgers, I like naked women, I like when fundies are mad

This commercial is working out pretty well for me.