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Sean Reynolds Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-26-05 12:20 AM
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Sour Skittles raped my mouth!
And now it's as raw as a..........

How raw is it?!?

So raw that ________________________
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sasquatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-26-05 12:21 AM
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1. Neil Horsley tried to have sex with it
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Droopy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-26-05 12:22 AM
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2. that pouring salt on it would make it feel better.
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Sean Reynolds Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-26-05 12:23 AM
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3. Well that one is kinda lame!
:P
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Droopy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-26-05 12:24 AM
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I'm a mild guy
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-26-05 12:23 AM
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4. I didn't know Skittles was into that kind of thing
I thought she was just into ass kicking! :shrug:
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-26-05 12:24 AM
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5. Oh thank gawd!!!!!
Someone else thought what I thought!
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-26-05 12:26 AM
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6. that is why we are sisters
we're sick.

but we're sisters.

:pals:
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-26-05 12:31 AM
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7. hehehe!
:loveya:
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Sean Reynolds Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-26-05 12:34 AM
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8. Get a room!
;)
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-26-05 12:35 AM
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9. What?
We've already slept together, what more is there? :shrug:
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Kire Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-26-05 12:36 AM
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10. my dentist gives out skittles..i swear to god
the M&M/Mars factory is right here in town, so they are all over the place

I told him that was ridiculous and he said the only reason why they hurt my teeth so much is because I've got too much plaque.

If I would just brush three times every single day, and use the Prevident gel like he prescribed, I could eat Skittles.
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