Penis Closes Road (true headline, not a sex thread)

[muriel_volestrangler]

A large fake penis has caused a major terror alert in America.

A key highway though Florida was closed after a driver spotted what looked like a pipe bomb under an overpass.

Fearing terrorists were trying to blow up the structure, police closed Interstate 75 for an hour.
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The bomb squad was brought in to handle the situation and a remote-controlled robot used to make the fake penis safe.

http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30000-13355259,00.html

[SheepyMcSheepster]

1. awesome!

[TK421]

2. Some of them can be really dangerous, you know

:evilgrin:

[Zuni]

3. Best Bomb threat ever

even better than the string that got us out of high school for almost a week straight early

[DS1]

4. Right, disarmed

We all know what THAT means :D

[Blue-Jay]

5. FEAR THE DILDO!

[nickgutierrez]

6. Only in Florida...

Between the retirees, the vacationers, and the college students, there seems to be more weird crap in Florida than the rest of the world combined.

[streblin]

7. penises as ART =)

penises have useful purposes too...

[Taxloss]

10. A suspiciously blurry photo.

Taken with one hand?

[streblin]

14. well

if i had one of those in my living room i would want it out of focus also... why would i put something like that in my living room anyway...:rofl:

[Algorem]

8. That thing could've flown into some body's window and wrecked'em.

It was going to be a Father's Day present?Seems like a thing like that could cause a lot of friction.

[Deja Q]

9. Duplicate... I found the first penis here:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x3329940

Bigger one too. :wow:

[muriel_volestrangler]

12. Yeah, keep telling yourself that that one is bigger

;-) you'll actually find they're the same one (but I'm hurt that it took you a day to notice my penis thread ;( )

[Taxloss]

11. Sadly, this won't make the UK TV news.

I would love to see Fiona Bruce say "plastic penis". Oh well, back to the dream.

[merwin]

13. Kick for the late risers (no pun)

[streblin]

15. his brother is still on the loose !!!! (pic)

(pic below) note scroll down this is one nasty penis !!!
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[CornField]

16. "...moulded it into a penis and wrapped it with duct tape."

Safety sealed for your protection?