Okay, we've got the cat and dog posts out of the way, now it's time for

[thermodynamic]

LOTS OF SMUT!

Just kidding. How about a bird thread?

How about a fish thread?

Better yet, how about a gerbil thread...?

A gerbil eating thread?

Stuffing gerbils down one's trousers thread?

Stuffing gerbils up one's you-know-what, messy as it would be thread?!

Why do I always use gerbils as an example of silly posts thread?

Why aren't I pathetically talking about being single again thread?

Why is the sky blue thread?

Why can't men and women have the same types of good bits so that homosexuality would be less of an issue thread?

Why is "Chef!" the best Britcom out there thread?

Why do people prefer "Star Trek" over "Doctor Who" when the latter can be edgy while being preachy and get away with it, while the former is namby-pamby and lacks balls thread?

Why am I so opinionated thread?

Why is it always about me, me, me thread?

Why are red squirrels evil when the grey ones are okay thread?

How about tying up some old loose threads thread?

What's a thread thread?

[scucci]

1. LOL!

Hey, I haven't seen a "go to google and type in weapons of mass destruction" thread for awhile. Maybe I should start one.

[Catshrink]

2. Oreos

We could discuss Oreos. There are so many different kinds --- is there a correlation between the type of Oreo one prefers and one's personality traits? Hmmmmm.... and yummmmmmm.

[trof]

3. Yaks in thongs.

That's the way you want to go.
Trust me.

[I AM SPARTACUS]

4. Opposums. Uh-huh...Short-taled opposums...

[roguevalley]

5. Damn! I *WANT* one of those!

Opposums are so cute. So are armadillos. Why are there
no armadillo threads?

Anything but spiders. <G>

[I AM SPARTACUS]

6. link to more short-tailed opposum photos...

warning...one's cuter than the next...

http://exoticpets.about.com/library/photogallery/blph_s...