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Floogeldy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-05 08:32 PM
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Knock Knock Joke!
"Knock knock."

"Who's there?"

"Perry Como."

"Go fuck yourself!
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-05 08:38 PM
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1. Hi, Floogeldy...!
I am about to make an ass of myself: I don't get it! I know I've lived a very sheltered life, but...HELP! If you want to, that is!

:cry:
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jrthin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-05 08:43 PM
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2. Count me sheltered, too.
I don't get it.
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-05 08:45 PM
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3. Thank you!
Edited on Fri May-20-05 08:46 PM by CaliforniaPeggy
I hate being sheltered, at my age! When I was in college, my "friends" called me "virgin ears." Some things you don't forget, lol!

C'mon, Floogeldy: let us in on the joke! Don't leave us hanging here in the wind!
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Floogeldy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-05 09:03 PM
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4. You have to be a total smartass to laugh at that joke.
And be a little insane, too.

Heh heh. Luv ya!

B-)
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-05 09:03 PM
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5. My dear Floogeldy,
Edited on Fri May-20-05 09:06 PM by CaliforniaPeggy
Please don't do this to all two of us! Don't walk away, and not answer...I keep coming back and still no answer...AAArrrggghhhhhh....

sorry, you just answered! Please disregard my silly rant...


And I love you too, you know!

:loveya:
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driver8 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-05 09:14 PM
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6. Here is my 3 year old daughter's favorite joke

"Knock, Knock"

"Who's there?"

"Mickey Mouse's underwear!"

She cracks up everytime she tells this to us (about 3 or 4 times a day). What do you want...she 's only three!
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Floogeldy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-05 09:16 PM
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7. Eggzackly my point!
B-)
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