Star Trek Characters Kick Star Wars Butt

[iamjoy]

Picard enters Asteroid Fields all the time with no hesitation while Star Destroyer captains need to be ordered to proceed.

The Empire's top officers on board Darth Vader's fleet of Star Destroyers would all be befuddled when the Defiant disappears right in front of their eyes, since no ship that size possesses a cloaking device!

One word: Q. Two more: Lwaxana Troi.
(She would have known General Tarkin would destroy Alderaan anyway.)

The Borg Queen could assimilate Darth Vader with one glance- Hey, he's almost all the way there already!

Sisko didn't go back for his son.

James T Kirk gets any woman he looks at. Luke Skywalker has to settle for necking with his twin sister.

Jabba the Hutt might be able to eat Harry Mudd for trying to cut in on his action, but then again Quark eats oversize tube grubs like Jabba each night for midnight snacks.

Starfleet's Prime Directive article 7 section 18 paragraph 96 line 3 prevents attempts to liberate any ship named "Slave I".

The Vulcan nerve pinch. Heck, Vulcan Death Grip

In the Star Trek Universe, security guards rarely, if ever, accidentally walk into roof supports.

[democracyindanger]

1. two words: edit function nt

[asthmaticeog]

2. This feels strangely like one of LoZoc's Oasis threads. n/t

[Teaser]

3. One word:

Vader.

He's a god. The Borg Queen is just a lab tech.

[neuvocat]

4. Yeah but at least she coud act.

[Teaser]

6. She was a freakin' head.

Act?

Vader doesn't need to act. Acting is pretend. Vader is real.

[iamjoy]

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[Placebo]

5. I agree!

Not to mention the USS Enterprise would just destroy those puny star destroyers! Hell, one phaser sweep could take out a whole fleet of tie fighters! :)

[Cannikin]

8. Seven of Nine rules

[Mutley]

9. what do you mean sisko didn't go back for his son?

I stopped watching DS9 after a coupla seasons... did Jake die?