Pick up lines that worked...!

[imax2268]

This goes for anyone...male and female...let's hear a pickup line that has actually worked for you...

I haven't had one work yet...but I'm hopeful...

[mitchum]

1. "Hi, I'm Paul Snider"...

well, it did work, but things turned out badly

[arwalden]

2. I Lost My Phone Number... Can I Have Yours?

Or... 'You here alone? Wanna go back to my place?'

[ProudGerman]

3. I got one that always fails and always works

It just depends on the gender saying it

If a woman says to a man, "wanna fuck?", it'll work damn near all the time.

If a man says to a woman, "wanna fuck?", he'll get slapped damn near all the time.

But personally, I don't have one. I've never used a pick up line. The only women I have dated are ones I already knew. Leads to dry spells in dating, but is a great filter getting to know them first.

[Clovis Sangrail]

18. damn near, but not always

One very drunken night I introduced myself with a variation of that one... and to my complete surprise it worked.

[lynndew2]

4. You decide

Your @ss is like to cantalopes going einie mienie miney moe

Your teeth are like the stars!!!!
they come out at night.
:silly:

[Semi_subversive]

5. One from the late 70s

Heaven must be missing an angel tonight

[maggrwaggr]

7. GAG!

You can't be serious

[Andy_Stephenson]

16. No kidding

:eyes:

[Friar]

6. rofl

I've never been able to use "lines". I play sappy love songs really well and wimmin respond to that shit. Sorry Ladies, but it's true. I seduce wimmin with music!

[RandomKoolzip]

8. Pickup lines don't work...getting to know someone as a person does...

At least, if it's a man trying to get to know a woman, that's true. If an woman were to use a pickup line on ME however, well, damn, ANYTHING she said would work!

[maggrwaggr]

10. What if you found her extremely unattractive?

then what?

[RandomKoolzip]

12. I'd try to let her down as gently as I could. We could just become friends

too. Men and women can be friends (most of my friends ARE women).


WHAT THE HELL AM I SAYING?!?!? I'm so desperate, I'd sleep with Rosie O' Donnell!! The last time I was with a woman, George W. Bush's dad was in office!!! HELP!!!

[maggrwaggr]

9. there's no such thing as a "good pickup line"

The fact that something is being attempted as a "pickup line" means it's bullshit and it's destined to fail.

If you want to pick up women, first thing you have to remember is

a. They choose you.

b. Pre-approval is everything (if one of their friends knows you already and can give you the "he's okay" seal of approval)

c. Don't talk about yourself whatever you do. They want to talk about them.

[imax2268]

11. I'm not trying to use one...

I'm just wondering if anyone here has ever had any success with them...

I talk to them outright...no lines...but maybe I might just try one for the hell of it...!

[kyrasdad]

13. A different point of view

*I've always found that asking a guy (last time I asked a girl out was in high school) if I can by him a drink, spilling the 8 or 9 hundred dollars in my wallet along with the spare key to my Navigator usually works well... :smoke:


*please note: the previous statement is entirely false. If I did happen to have an extra 8 or 9 hundred bucks by some miracle of God, I wouldn't be wasting it by going out and I drive a Hyundai Accent.

[w13rd0]

14. That's incredible...

...I've only known you five minutes, but in the back of my mind, we've already had a torrid, vividly realistic fling, moved in together, thought about having children but decided against it, went into massive debt, and then you dumped me to move to Alaska to teach eskimos to swim...should we just stop talking now, or try to make the best of it and head straight to bed?

[FDRrocks]

15. You may not believe...

but I met a young girl in my teenage years who considered herself a lesbian. The first thing I ever said to her (cheesily) was "Do your legs hurt, because you've been running through my head all night?"...

Well, 2 days later... this incredibly attractive lesbian asks me "do you think its wrong if I like a guy"... I say "whatever floats your boat"... she ASKS ME OUT! Gah. I was dubbed the manliest man in dunmore (until my friend jumped in the shower with 4 girls at the same time while we were in jersey... damn jersey and him!!)

1 month later she dumps me, later tells me it was because I didn't put out soon enough!!!!!!

2 years later she, online, asks me to drive with her to the headshop a couple dozen miles away (to direct her) and asks me that same question 'do you think its wrong if I like a guy'... she goes and asked another guy out.

I know she was confused. I love that girl to this day, she lives in Philly. She hasn't gone to college even though she scored 1360 on her SATS. Last I heard from her, she was avidly protesting all things corporate (which I liked), yet submitting herself to medical tests for food money...

Life is odd. Bless you, girl, may you find wealth and happiness.

[Exultant Democracy]

17. Used this one not to long ago

"Are you wearing space pants, cause your ass is out of this world."
Then again I used it on my buddy's little sister that has had a crush on me for years so the chances are anything I said to her would have worked.

[MaidinVermont]

19. An honest smile and slience for a while

Never force a chemical reaction unless you have full control of the
chemistry. Honesty is always the best.