"Clinton is responsible for the current epidemic of oral sex among teens."

[CanuckAmok]

I have to post this at least once a year, to keep it alive. It's something a freeper-type said to me once.

It can't be allowed to disappear into obscurity.

That is all.

[OldLeftieLawyer]

1. He invented oral sex?

I thought I did.

Well, shit.

[FizzFuzz]

off the point, but boy do I love your sig pic!!

absolutely hilarious!!!!!!
:hi:

[tuvor]

2. Well, it keeps 'em from getting pregnant.

A method to his madness, perhaps.

[BigMcLargehuge]

3. I've heard it from just about every freeper idiot I've ever talked

politics with.

[ScreamingMeemie]

4. Well, Duh....

:sarcasm: :hi:

[swag]

5. Thank you, Bill Clinton.

And the teenagers thank you.

[BrklynLiberal]

8. Everyone should be forever grateful!!

[Maat]

6. HeHeHe.

LOL!

I can't stop it.

You're right - I never thought of doing that in the late-70's/early-80's.

It's such a new thing. Never happened before the Clenis.

[elshiva]

42. LOL! Momma Maat talking dirty!

[Maat]

45. HeHeHe!

Ah, the 70's ... I miss them.

But I'm not going to discuss with you guys!

[elshiva]

47. No, can't discuss it!

No sex threads! But isn't this a sex thread?

[Maat]

50. Ummmm ... oh, no ... this is a .. ummmm .. discussion on popular

U.S. culture - past and present.

We wouldn't discuss those things, Child!

[elshiva]

51. LOL!

:rofl: It's amazing what we can get away with on this thread.

[mzmolly]

7. Oh well, less abortions then right?

;)

[Solly Mack]

9. teens wish it were epidemic

adults do too...

[LSdemocrat]

10. Actually Clinton's responsible for ALL the sex

[sniffa]

11. thanks to bush

kids now know about anaL sex and s&m practices.

[stevedeshazer]

18. Great point

I'll remember that one.

[Bouncy Ball]

28. And pony wanking!

Beastiality and masturbation! Cripes!

[sniffa]

29. vibrating asses, er muLes

i'LL never Look at dem symboL the same.

[FuzzySlippers]

12. If an epidemic of anal sex breaks out,

we'll know who to blame.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x3645214

[rfranklin]

13. It was the Republicans who just HAD TO shout about it from the rooftops..

as I recall. I don't remember President Clinton offering any information on it.

The Republicans pursued the Paula Jones case so they could reveal the details of President Clinton's sexual activities. A case which the judge decided was "without merit."

It was Ken Starr who just HAD TO include every salacious turn of phrase that he could conjure up in his twisted, fevered brain as he imagined Monica's full, red lips parting to accept the glory of his manhood.

[stevedeshazer]

14. Guess I should have voted for him in '96 after all.

How could I have known he'd make such a remarkable discovery?

But it's okay, I was a farm kid. My first girlfriend was a mule.

[swag]

15. A blowjob ain't exactly a vibrating mule,

but those of us who didn't grow up on a farm in Georgia have to take what we can get, I reckon.

[stevedeshazer]

17. LOL stop it

I'd have never thunk it.

:spank:

[BOSSHOG]

16. Who was responsible for the epidemic in the early 70's

when my main squeeze made me her lil puppy dog?

[Lone_Star_Dem]

19. Whenever someone says this to me I like to remind them

... of when they were a teenager. Most deny ever having an impure thought, after the initial shock wears off that is. :hi:

edit: typo

[BattyDem]

20. I happen to think that the current "epidemic" of oral sex among teens ...

is a result of those ridiculous virginity pledges. Let's face it ... kids found the loophole! :evilgrin:


On edit: If Clinton is responsible for teen oral sex, then who is responsible for regular teen sex? :shrug:

[Bouncy Ball]

23. You are probably more correct than you imagine!

Back in my day (ahem, mid to late 80s), in high school, kids just did it!

None of this oral stuff. Well, I mean they might have done that, too, but I can remember the prevalent thinking was that oral sex was WAY more intimate than regular sex.

[BattyDem]

25. I was in high school in the mid 80s, too.

You're right ... it was pretty much just regular sex. Oral sex was considered to be far more intimate and those who did it were usually in "serious" relationships.

[Bouncy Ball]

27. Heck yeah.

You didn't do THAT unless you were fairly committed. But intercourse? NO PROBLEMO!

:rofl:

It's the total opposite now and it's NOT because of Clinton, but what you said, that crazy "we can do everything else including anal sex but NOT intercourse and we'll still be virgins" bullshit.

Whatever. :eyes:

Back in OUR day, we at least had the wherewithall to just BOINK each other!

[SarahB]

33. Things changed somewhere in those years. I blame Iran-Contra.

:P

Actually, I was in high school in the late 80's (graduated in 1990) and by then, the idea of blowjobs being less of a big deal than standard penis-vagina sex was very much there. Most definitely pre-Clinton.

[mongo]

40. I was carpet munching in the 70's

Back then we were instructed to be sensitive guys and satisfy our ladies.

But then again, I didn't get too many BJ's back then - 'cause you know, all us guys needed was intercourse.

[Nikia]

57. And abstinence only sex education

Even at my high school in the 90s, oral sex was more common than actual intercourse. I guess that's because students didn't really consider it sex. I don't think that oral sex was even mentioned in our sex education class in high school.

[Robb]

21. God bless you, Mr. President...

...and God bless America. :)

[Bouncy Ball]

22. Clinton invented blow jobs!

I had never even heard of them before oh, about 1997 or 1998.

Many men are very very thankful to him!!!

[hickman1937]

24. He's also responsible for the drop in abortions on his watch.

I guess one hand washes the other on this one.

[Kurovski]

26. I wish he'd create an epidemic in other age groups.

Oh, that magical man!

[sonicx]

30. Less teen pregnacy and abortion

Clinton needs a medal!

[Torgo Johnson]

31. Well,at least they're not screwing mules.

[Kurovski]

32. Or fondling horses.

[Mrs_Beastman]

34. As a teen during the Clinton years

I thought of oral sex way before he did anything in the oval office.

[HEyHEY]

35. BLess his heart

[Left Is Write]

36. Because, of course, no kid had EVER tried oral sex before

President Clinton came along. :eyes:

[HEyHEY]

44. Ya don't "try" Oral sex... you're either doing it, or you're not

;-)

[democracyindanger]

37. BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL!

[Logansquare]

38. Abstinence programs are responsible for the epidemic of anal sex

Now that's a TRUE statement, supported by research. Attributing oral sex to Clinton is wishful thinking.

[nytemare]

39. George W Bush is responsible for the current epidemic of stupidity

among teens.

Let's pass that one on!

[Lilith Velkor]

48. I'm there. n/t

[opiate69]

41. So.....

I guess all those blow-jobs I got in back high school during the Reagan administration don't count then? Cool.. that'll make my fiancee feel better about my past.

[LizW]

43. Once? A freeper said it to you once???

I've heard it a hundred times from various people.

It's become the worst political cliche known to man.

I the red state where I live, if the subject of oral sex comes up for ANY reason, it is the law that Clinton must be blamed.

Bill Clinton invented oral sex. It never existed before his presidency.

Other lesser known facts are that 90% of teenagers who say they have engaged in oral sex say the did so because Bill Clinton personally told them it was alright.

:sarcasm:

[Bouncy Ball]

46. I love to blow the argument away by agreeing with them.

Bill Clinton DID invent oral sex! And for that reason, EVERY man on earth owes him a great big thank you!

[Lilith Velkor]

49. For that alone, he should have a great monument erected.

And many high schools named after him, noted for their low abortion rates. Hallelujah!

[LTR]

52. I first got blown during the Reagan Adminstration

Thank you, Ronnie!

:yourock:

Ask the freeper if he had ever engaged in the practice himself.

[Deja Q]

53. Do freepers use that line for real?!

Man, they really are bonkers.

[leftofthedial]

54. Another reason I miss Clinton

[NoPasaran]

55. Peace, Prosperity and BJs

I sure do miss the Big Dog something powerful!

[Reverend_Smitty]

56. Al Gore invented the internet...

and Clinton invented the BJ. 50 years from now we will look back at the two greatest discoveries ever thanks to the Clinton administration.

But seriously all those kids who were supposedly influenced by Clinton and are having oral sex now were like 6 in 98! I was 14 during the scandal and really none of my friends were talking about that stuff, so I really don't know what gives.

[Fleshdancer]

58. So a few years from now teens are going to jack off horses for fun?

Those silly teenagers...always so persuaded by the sex lives of their President. :eyes:

[ellie]

59. Is there nothing that man can't do?

[KamaAina]

60. "Cheney is responsible for the current epidemic of DUI among teens."

Discuss.

And do note that Clinton only got one BJ to Cheney's four -- count 'em, four -- DUIs.

edit: italics

[ThoughtCriminal]

61. I suspect that "Abstinence Only" Sex-Ed

might have something to do with any increases in this behavior among teens.