I have nothing to say.

[elperromagico]

That does make me wonder, though. If you say that you have nothing to say, do you therefore have something to say?

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

1. No

it means you have nothing to say but it's still saying something.

[wtmusic]

2. then stfu

j/k...prolix nihilism is always welcome in the Lounge :P

[mike_c]

3. time for bed, I think....

I've said more than usual tonight. G'night!

[Crazy Guggenheim]

4. Profound. Profound.

:shrug:

[StaggerLee]

5. maybe you should say

I have nothing to say, after this.

That way you don't imply that you actually have something to say. Unless that's what you meant to convey in the first place.

[elperromagico]

6. Perhaps it would be best to say this:

I have a million things to say; I simply cannot remember any of them at the moment.

[BikeWriter]

7. Profound... I think...

[elperromagico]

8. As the Zen philosopher Basho said,

"A flute with no holes is not a flute; a donut with no hole is a danish."

Now that is profound.

[BikeWriter]

9. Yes, it undoubtedly is!

[Huckebein the Raven]

10. Then come chat with us on IM

:)

[elperromagico]

11. (Lumbergh voice) Yeahhhh... I wasn't aware of a chat on IM.

[jobycom]

12. Not once you've said it.