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LoZoccolo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-11-05 11:48 PM
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I heard this joke which I don't get.
I guess Laura Bush said something about how George tried to milk a male horse, and all these people laughed at it at some dinner, but I don't get it. What is the joke about that?
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LostinRed Donating Member (292 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-11-05 11:51 PM
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1. Think
bestiality
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LoZoccolo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-11-05 11:52 PM
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2. What's that?
I don't get it.
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sam sarrha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-11-05 11:56 PM
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3. he is so F'n stupid he doesnt know the difference between a Tit and a
2 foot long horse dick... and he comes back with a glass and says. "does this taste spoiled to you ??"
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rooboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-12-05 12:08 AM
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9. ROFLMAO!!! n/t
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LostinRed Donating Member (292 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-11-05 11:56 PM
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4. ah the bliss of naivety
Ok..I didn't want to be so blunt. Basically, she is saying he masturbated a horse.
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Mojambo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-11-05 11:56 PM
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5. The intimation is that he was squeezing the horse cock
looking for milk.

Excuse my language.
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Floogeldy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-12-05 12:02 AM
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6. How many of you really believe LoZoccolo didn't get the joke?
He just manipulated you into describing the bodily sexual functions of a horse.

Frankly, you're not real bright.
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Mojambo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-12-05 12:04 AM
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7. It's not often that we get to describe the sexual functions of a horse
on DU.

So I think we're the winners!
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mark414 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-12-05 12:05 AM
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8. haha
well said mr. president
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Floogeldy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-12-05 09:50 PM
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10. I owe it all to you,
Mr. Vice President.

:thumbsup:
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