Freeper Poems ...for the newly departed DU'er

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

You troll this place
like bottom feeding scum
now you're pushing up dasies
you freeper bum!

[Kathy in Cambridge]

1. Remember that thread from a few years back? Freeper haikus

do you have it bookmarked? it was HILARIOUS!

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

2. blast from the past

Here lies the body
of a freeper troll
his mouth and his ass
were the same smelly hole

[mhr]

4. Chuckles!

eom

[MrScorpio]

3. Should I invent an Ex-DUer for this auspicious moment in posting?

it's yours for the asking.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

5. DO IT!

I bookmarked that one :D Wish I'd thought of it :thumbsup:

[MrScorpio]

10. Ex-DUer

LickwidPlumb'R (1974 posts)

"I don't know why we Dems are
so up in arms about President
Bush. It's not like he broke
into Democratic Headquarters
and covered it up. He's no
crook. We oughta cut him
some slack."

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

13. ROFL

[KitchenWitch]

9. Please do

it is some of your best stuff!

[ScreamingMeemie]

6. Here lies an ass...

who just couldn't pass...

For a normal human being...

Upon his tombstone we'll be peeing.

[Fenris]

7. There once was a troll from Hell

Who pulled all of his wit from a well
The well went dry
And the troll did die
And his corpse produced such a smell!

[ronnykmarshall]

8. Ode to the T/S'd

Here lies the a freeper
it the same old song
Kept showin' his ass
where it didn't belong.

[SOteric]

11. Here lies the Freeper

Now dearly departed,
When he opened his mouth
We all asked 'who farted?'

[Shell Beau]

12. Freeper

A freeper lies in this spot
A boot to the ass is what he got
He spewed some crap
We smelled a rat
And this is where he'll rot

[Neoma]

14. heheh.

This person trolled
flame-baits grew old
power of disaster
didn't even hold.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

15. Thank you, NSMA!

These are all wonderful! I'm laughing over each and every one...lol! Progressive Dems are such witty and intelligent people...I'm so glad I found DU...

:loveya: