gay single sites are so funny...

[sundog]

like when a guy posts a close up of his wang & says he is interested in Jungian analysis & a long term relationship

:wtf:

[davidinalameda]

1. I enjoy them

I'd never answer them but I do think that many of them are funny; the rest border on pathetic

my favorites are on Craigslist

[sundog]

2. it's so fucking random

:wtf:

Jung... let's discuss Jung

:wtf:

[Blue-Jay]

4. Are you sure it was Jung?

Or was it "Hung"? Could be a typo.

[sundog]

5. yes, Jung & Fundamental Ontology

umm... ok... sure

:wtf:

[Arkana]

21. Craigslist rocks--I spend a lot of time reading the "Best Of" section

[MrScorpio]

3. It must be rough to use dating websites in general

If I were single again, I'd thank the Goddess for being so close to DC

Gimme an hour, and I'm sure I'd have a date

[SarahB]

6. LOL!

At least gay guys are more forward with each other and there's no guessing. With strait guys there's always this stupid dance of phony whatever when sometimes all you want to actually know is well, that!

[sundog]

8. true

:)

[HEyHEY]

7. Too bold? I thought it would certainly work

[sundog]

10. hahaha

:rofl:

[Kurovski]

13. Now, now, HEyHEY,

don't go making any promises you can't keep. :dilemma:

[FuzzySlippers]

9. Umm.....

was it cut or uncut?:blush:

[sundog]

11. stop trying to drag me down to the gutter fuzzy!

I'm above all that, of course O8)

:P

[FuzzySlippers]

15. I know you're above all that, sundog.

You just wanna discuss post-modern epistemological dialectical materialism.:silly:

[sundog]

16. yes, but you are still clinging to the concept of objectivity

:eyes:

I mean... come on :eyes:

:P

[Kat45]

12. And when they post their size, they all choose

either average or large. Does the site even give an option for small, and even if it did, would anybody choose it?

A friend of mine started experimenting so he could call himself "versatile" and have twice the chance of getting hook-ups.

[Kurovski]

14. "small" has its place.

:evilgrin:

[Placebo]

17. Interests: clubbin', workin' out, music, big dicks

Smoke: NO! EW! Kissing a guy who smokes is like kissing an ashtray

Tattoos: 1...if I like you i'll show you where it is ;)

Piercings: Just the usual...nipples...naval...

Drink: Yes

Drugs: No

Jobs: Abercrombie & Fitch Brand Rep, Charles Schwab

Body Type: Swimmer's build

Pets: Doggy!!! (insert photo of guy holding his scared looking dog for dear life in a park)

Scene: Preppy, Punk, Activist, Raver, Homebody

Ideal guy: You know someone who's nice, doesn't smoke, likes hot sex, who I can talk to, who loves to stay home and just relax together watching movies but who also can get a little wild...you know someone like that

[sundog]

19. pic?

:evilgrin:

:P

:hi:

[Placebo]

24. ASL?

:P

:eyes:

:grr:

:argh:

:nuke:

hehehe...

[sundog]

26. it's like this horrible game

that is necessary to communicate, yet makes me want to throw things

[Placebo]

27. I'm beginning to think..

that not everyone hates it. And these sites make me really lose hope for the gay community and the whole population in general. If this it...I'm operating out of a far more limited pool than previously thought lol

[sundog]

28. of course

not everyone hates it... but after a while, it's like a broken record...

[jonnyblitz]

22. " I don't bite, unless you want me to" grrr i hate it when they say

that. :P

[Placebo]

23. I ask, because I care...

why do they all put "big dicks" as one of their likes? I mean, honestly people, who doesn't like a big dick? even STRAIGHT guys like a big dick! and I know there is a subsect of men who adore the delicate and finer subtleties of the small variety, but they are few and far between!

(and i agree with the bite remark, I hate that. almost as bad as Jeff Gannon's "I don't leave marks, only impressions." :rofl:)

[Duncan Grant]

18. Ontology? Really?

I can tell you he's a boring date. All talk and no action. :thumbsdown:

Talk about ontologies with your mentors not your boyfriends - that's what I always say. :D

edit: oops

[sundog]

20. hehe

I get a kick out of the contrast :P

hey ya j :hi:

[Duncan Grant]

30. Sweetpea,

if you can find yourself a smart and sexy man - keep him.

(Eight years later and I've never regretted it.) :pals:

[newsguyatl]

25. cuban liberal's ad was the best

into hot sex, threesomes, hung & uncut, latin stud...

the pics WERE nice tho weren't they :evilgrin:

[xmas74]

29. Believe me, the straight sites aren't much better.

At least he got to the point about what he really wanted.

[Wapsie B]

31. That's right.

They're not any better. Same kind of pics, same spiel. If you want what you want say so.