Why is everyone checking their BMs?

[leftofthedial]

I don't get it.

[matcom]

1. well, if you see a little blood

its always better to be safe rather than sorry

[leftofthedial]

3. Let me tell you, if I check my BM

I'm already sorry

[LiberallyInclined]

10. red blood isn't always that big a deal in stools-

it's the black tarry stuff that means real trouble.

[Burma Jones]

2. My Doctor asks about them

You don't think he's coprophilic, do you?

[leftofthedial]

7. Here, take two of these

and by the time you call me in the morning, I'll have tried to find out what "coprophilic" means.

[The Donkey]

4. We're looking for hidden meaning . . .

Kinda like tea leaves, only home-made.

[leftofthedial]

8. Do you have to swirl them in a cup first?

[donheld]

5. Because some times they are green

:silly:

[Shell Beau]

6. Because they are

fecalphiliacs (spelling?):puke:

[mhr]

9. Pee Yew - Someone Has To Say It!

eom

[Moderator]

11. Locking

No bodily function threads.

Thank you.

DU Moderator

[lady lib]

12. LOL!

Because you never know where you're gonna find a Republican.