Anyone know anything about milking horses?

[underpants]

I have heard a lot about it recently and me not being all that knowledgeable about such culinary type matters I was wondering if any of the Food Channel DU'ers could inform me about this.

Is the milk good for you?
Is it considered "organic"? Should I be weary of drugs given to the horse?
Do they have to be milked everyday?


Any assistance you can provide will be greatly appreciated.

[Kellanved]

1. horse milk is one of the vilest thing possible

It is believed to be terribly healthy. It is the "special" ingredient in a few alcoholic beverages, sold as organic skin-care product and as an additive for bathwater. Oh: and as a natural aphrodisiac.

Edit: I am aware of the DLS.

[Jamastiene]

2. I have heard that the particular horse milk in question

is rather high in protein and works great as a skin toner/facial. Too bad someone stopped our president from something that could have been very pleasurable (to the horse) and maybe even helpful for that mighty lacking face of the president. Also, I am sure they do need to be milked quite often as our brave, intelligent president seems to know and seems ready to happliy oblige. LOL I couldn't resist :P


I'll be surprised if this post isn't deleted. I just know of no other way to talk about it.

[peekaloo]

6. LOL!

[kitkatrose]

9. A woman after my own heart.

You must be psychic--you stole my thought. :toast:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

3. Don't pull on the lonng thing too hard..

he'll kick you

[Hugin]

4. No, but if you hum a few bars I could probably pick it up.

[underpants]

7. BahDoom PSSSsshhh! Thank you envoy the buffet

PRAG!!! I'm gonna get you!!!!

[Hugin]

8. You'd better pack a lunch...

It's gonna take *all* day.

;)

[kodi]

5. you might ask that famous male horse milker, george "teatyboy" bush

mare's milk has been used as a source for food in nomadic peope for millinnium

[Snap]

10. Horse Milk!

I think this is just a prissy way of saying Horse Shit! for people of faith who have signed that "I promise to never ever swear agin" pledge.

[leftofthedial]

11. the little bushturd and JimmyJeff

do it all the time.

"C'mon, Little Georgie, time to milk the horse!"

[lectrobyte]

12. The "Red Rocket" episode of South Park comes to mind...

...and you can milk him again in about an hour. No, he likes it!