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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-30-05 08:08 PM
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There is not enough vodka in the world to wipe the imprint of this day
from my brain. Excuse my French, but what a fucking bad day. I would take great joy in running over a certain individual repeatedly with my car. Actually, something heavier and faster than my car would be better.

I'll just drink instead.
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WindRavenX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-30-05 08:08 PM
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1. deets?
Who is this prick that I should beat up??
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-30-05 08:11 PM
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4. His name is Chris the Prick
Bring some vicious goons with you, and have fun.
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WindRavenX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-30-05 08:12 PM
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5. I shall bring my broken vodka bottle
And de-ball him in the manner that I use a mellon baller }(
Nooone fucks with yvr girl! :grr:
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-30-05 08:14 PM
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7. I'm torn
I want to watch, but I'm a bit squeamish. I must say, I like the way you think.

You're the best.
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WindRavenX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-30-05 08:16 PM
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8. I dunno..DS1's idea ain't shabby either
But there's something to be said about a testicle martini made from his own blood and balls :evilgrin:
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-30-05 08:17 PM
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excuse me while I run to the medicine cabinet and
scratch 'never date WRX' on the back of my hand with a razor blade :scared:
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WindRavenX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-30-05 08:18 PM
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12. oh pshaw
I'm a wimp in real life :P
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-30-05 08:20 PM
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15. Ahh
I did read that and wonder where all that ferocity was with the roommates
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WindRavenX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-30-05 08:24 PM
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19. removing ovaries is too hard
Besides, I reserve my wraith for truly hurtful things. Bangin' over my head doesn't harm me, only annoy the living fuck out of me.
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Zhade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-30-05 11:01 PM
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30. You have your own personal wraith? Badass!
:P

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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-30-05 08:18 PM
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11. As long as I don't have to drink it
I have a feeling he might be skanky, I don't know where his testicles have been, or what they've been in contact with. Safety first.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-30-05 08:19 PM
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14. Paint them green and "buy" his wife a drink, martini of course
:D
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-30-05 08:22 PM
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18. He's not married
Haven't ever known him to be pleasant for even 5 minutes. Who would marry him.
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-30-05 08:09 PM
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2. and a nice, friendly lamp post?
:P
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Longgrain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-30-05 08:09 PM
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3. Nope, and never...
You must carry it with you to the grave...
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-30-05 08:13 PM
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6. No babe, you got it all wrong. Heavier and slower
Edited on Sat Apr-30-05 08:34 PM by DS1
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-30-05 08:16 PM
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9. I was thinking that hitting him again and again would be fun
but watching all the fluid squirt out of his body does have a certain appeal.
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-30-05 08:17 PM
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10. Cheer up!
Maybe you'll be the 15 millionth post!:hi: :loveya: :hug:
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-30-05 08:20 PM
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16. Is there a prize?
Now I have something to shoot for.

Thanks. :loveya:
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-30-05 08:32 PM
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21. There is!
Your pick in the DU store. :D
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-30-05 09:24 PM
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26. woo hoo
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-30-05 08:19 PM
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13. Alright.. who is it? And where can I find 'em?
Vancouver isn't that far............. :grr:
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-30-05 08:21 PM
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17. Chris the prick
He's in North Vancouver.
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-30-05 08:32 PM
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20. Alright... I'm off to kick his ass!
Mess with yivver gurl? I DON'T THINK SO! :grr:
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-30-05 08:46 PM
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22. Hey, YOU cut ME off!
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-30-05 08:54 PM
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23. chris the prick?
he's dead meat, chickadee. lemme at 'em. :grr:
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Richard Steele Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-30-05 09:01 PM
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24. I see the problem: you should be drinking TEQUILA!
That'll getcha forgettin' in NO time!
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-30-05 09:23 PM
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25. I have tequila
I can mix them
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Redstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-30-05 09:36 PM
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27. He fucks with you, he fucks with all of us...
send him out to the next Boston shindig. We'll take care of him.

How well do you think he'd deal with ME looming over him and advising him of the necessity of changing his ways? While matcom bit his ankles and Kleeb hurled on his shoes?

Redstone
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-30-05 10:56 PM
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28. You guys are the best
I can't wait for you to learn him some lessons.
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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-30-05 10:59 PM
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29. Want me to kick his ass?
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-30-05 11:01 PM
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31. I want EVERYONE to kick his ass
Stomp on it for a bit, and then scatter the bits to feed the birds.
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