There is not enough vodka in the world to wipe the imprint of this day
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There is not enough vodka in the world to wipe the imprint of this day
from my brain. Excuse my French, but what a fucking bad day. I would take great joy in running over a certain individual repeatedly with my car. Actually, something heavier and faster than my car would be better. I'll just drink instead.
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Sat Apr-30-05 08:08 PM
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Who is this prick that I should beat up??
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Sat Apr-30-05 08:11 PM
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4. His name is Chris the Prick
Bring some vicious goons with you, and have fun.
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Sat Apr-30-05 08:12 PM
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5. I shall bring my broken vodka bottle
And de-ball him in the manner that I use a mellon baller }( Nooone fucks with yvr girl! :grr:
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Sat Apr-30-05 08:14 PM
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I want to watch, but I'm a bit squeamish. I must say, I like the way you think. You're the best.
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Sat Apr-30-05 08:16 PM
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8. I dunno..DS1's idea ain't shabby either
But there's something to be said about a testicle martini made from his own blood and balls :evilgrin:
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Sat Apr-30-05 08:17 PM
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excuse me while I run to the medicine cabinet and
scratch 'never date WRX' on the back of my hand with a razor blade :scared:
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Sat Apr-30-05 08:18 PM
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I'm a wimp in real life :P
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Sat Apr-30-05 08:20 PM
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I did read that and wonder where all that ferocity was with the roommates
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Sat Apr-30-05 08:24 PM
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19. removing ovaries is too hard
Besides, I reserve my wraith for truly hurtful things. Bangin' over my head doesn't harm me, only annoy the living fuck out of me.
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Sat Apr-30-05 11:01 PM
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30. You have your own personal wraith? Badass!
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Sat Apr-30-05 08:18 PM
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11. As long as I don't have to drink it
I have a feeling he might be skanky, I don't know where his testicles have been, or what they've been in contact with. Safety first.
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Sat Apr-30-05 08:19 PM
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14. Paint them green and "buy" his wife a drink, martini of course
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Sat Apr-30-05 08:22 PM
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Haven't ever known him to be pleasant for even 5 minutes. Who would marry him.
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Sat Apr-30-05 08:09 PM
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2. and a nice, friendly lamp post?
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Sat Apr-30-05 08:09 PM
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You must carry it with you to the grave...
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Sat Apr-30-05 08:13 PM
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6. No babe, you got it all wrong. Heavier and slower
Edited on Sat Apr-30-05 08:34 PM by DS1
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Sat Apr-30-05 08:16 PM
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9. I was thinking that hitting him again and again would be fun
but watching all the fluid squirt out of his body does have a certain appeal.
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Sat Apr-30-05 08:17 PM
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Maybe you'll be the 15 millionth post!:hi: :loveya: :hug:
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Sat Apr-30-05 08:20 PM
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Now I have something to shoot for. Thanks. :loveya:
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Sat Apr-30-05 08:32 PM
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Your pick in the DU store. :D
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Sat Apr-30-05 08:19 PM
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13. Alright.. who is it? And where can I find 'em?
Vancouver isn't that far............. :grr:
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Sat Apr-30-05 08:21 PM
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Sat Apr-30-05 08:32 PM
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20. Alright... I'm off to kick his ass!
Mess with yivver gurl? I DON'T THINK SO! :grr:
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Sat Apr-30-05 08:46 PM
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Sat Apr-30-05 08:54 PM
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he's dead meat, chickadee. lemme at 'em. :grr:
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Sat Apr-30-05 09:01 PM
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24. I see the problem: you should be drinking TEQUILA!
That'll getcha forgettin' in NO time!
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Sat Apr-30-05 09:23 PM
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Sat Apr-30-05 09:36 PM
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27. He fucks with you, he fucks with all of us...
send him out to the next Boston shindig. We'll take care of him. How well do you think he'd deal with ME looming over him and advising him of the necessity of changing his ways? While matcom bit his ankles and Kleeb hurled on his shoes? Redstone
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Sat Apr-30-05 10:56 PM
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28. You guys are the best
I can't wait for you to learn him some lessons.
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Sat Apr-30-05 10:59 PM
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29. Want me to kick his ass?
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Sat Apr-30-05 11:01 PM
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31. I want EVERYONE to kick his ass
Stomp on it for a bit, and then scatter the bits to feed the birds.
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