Nine months of Jesus; ask me anything

[Thtwudbeme]

One more paper to go, and this semester is OVER.

Thank God.

[autorank]

1. Ins't it true you chose your brother James to lead the church after your

death?

Gospel of Thomas:

12 The disciples said to Jesus, "We know that you are going to leave us. Who will be our leader?"

Jesus said to them, "No matter where you are you are to go to James the Just, for whose sake heaven and earth came into being."

[Thtwudbeme]

2. Heh...no, this is Stephanie...not Jesus

although I would like to get 12 posters on this thread...

[Pharlo]

3. Dammit...

You mean this isn't the SECOND COMING OF CHRIST.

Gonna be a lot of disappointed Freeper Trolls tonight.

[democracyindanger]

4. How tall was Jesus?

[Thtwudbeme]

5. 5'8"

He kinda looked like Jerry Garcia.

A young Jerry Garcia--prior to the weight gain.

[Zomby Woof]

6. 9 months of Jesus?

Are you the second coming of Mary? :D

[JanMichael]

7. Oh, HELL NO

In fact, gotta tell ya here in the Lounge and under Michael's name....the God Christians worship is seriously on my nerves right now...

Ducks! Lightning!

[UrbScotty]

8. When you saw Bush on TV last night, did you yell "JESUS CHRIST!!!"?

:D

[JanMichael]

10. Nope! I was trying to write a damned paper on Jesus last night

Editing it now to turn in.

I am telling you, getting into Divinity school can be just shit. I am going to make one hell of a minister though....

I need another cocktail.

[KoKo]

9. Congrats.....still working on the Divinity Degree?

:toast:

[JanMichael]

11. Yes! And I am CUSSING tonight, Koko!

Seriously, all that SMALL print is getting to me...and I mean SMALL. Read the Bible daily for months...and the gnostic stuff....AUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhh

[KoKo]

12. Hey...what if you had to read it off stone tablets or parchment written in

goat blood. :D

Glad to hear you are still working hard at this. Could you come to the "Triagle" and start a new church when you finish? We need a new voice here...and a DU'er would just be great!
:yourock:

[JanMichael]

13. Ha! The church for enraged Liberals!

You know the classes I am taking right now are at Chapel Hill....I know...how cliche!

And NO! I don't care a whit about basketball! ;)