Just to increase the level of insanity today behold: TIMECUBE!

[Az]

www.timecube.com

Perhaps the most insane site on the net.

[Mutley]

1. ?!?

wow. someone has too much time on his hands.

[distantearlywarning]

2. I suspect this guy might actually be mentally ill.

The disjointed rambling nature of his site is reminiscent of schizophrenia.

[Az]

4. This guy has actually been invited to speak at Harvard

And yes it is likely he has some neurological issues.

[MadHound]

5. Yeah boy howdy

I'm a bit afraid of emailing him and pointing out that actually cubes have eight corners. Blowing somebody's obsession out of the water generaly tends to make that person quite angry and unpredictable.

But hey, better he is busy with this goofiness on the net, rather than going out and bothering folks in the real world.

[Mutley]

3. how far down did you read?

i could only get to "I have demonstrated absolute proof
of "Cubic Creation", through its
attributes of 4 simultaneous 24 hour
days within a single rotation of Earth. "

Then I gave up. :crazy: :silly: :wtf:

[keithjx]

6. this guy needs to befriend an editor.

it just gets incoherent.
But maybe I'm just stupid.
KJ

[fishwax]

9. you were educated stupid

"I bestow upon myself the "Doctorate of Cubicism", for educators are ignorant of Nature's Harmonic Time Cube Principle and cannot bestow the prestigious honor of wisdom upon the wisest human ever." - Dr. Gene Ray

:crazy:

[Hong Kong Cavalier]

7. I love being told I'm "Educated stupid" and "evil" in the morning.

Any time I need to laugh, I just go visit the Timecube site.

:rofl:

[fishwax]

8. whew!

that is some weird rambling there ...

[kick-ass-bob]

10. Is there something wrong with that. I followed along perfectly.

We're all dumbasses and dung heads.

:rofl:



I am not allowed to lecture at the word animal
academic institutions, for they fear my wisdom
will expose and indict the pedant hirelings as
betrayers of dumb-ass students - the dung heads
who allow their freedom of speech to be
suppressed without a whimper, unbelieveable.
Word animals will feel the wrath of Cubic curse.

[Taxloss]

11. Az, I think I love you.

This is Laugh Central.

[fishwax]

12. Part of the conspiracy revealed!

In case you weren't able to read this far down, this gem is hidden about one-third down the page:
____________________________
Dear Mr. Ray-

For a year now I have studied your Time Cube truths but have not been
able to convince others of its reality (dumbasses). My mother is a teacher,
and she said it was "nutty" and "stupid." But guess what- I cornered her,
literally, in the living room one evening, and forced her to admit it.

IN ORDER TO GET HER TEACHING CERTIFICATE, SHE HAD TO SIGN AN AFFIDAVIT STATING THAT SHE WOULD UPHOLD THE GREENWICH MYTH UNTIL DEATH. I shit you not. It has been revealed.

American teachers are sworn to fight against the truth of Time Cube.
__________________________________
:tinfoilhat:

This is fascinating stuff :silly: