Oh LADIES!!!!!!

[Bouncy Ball]

Cheney-Rudy feels SAD.



Why? Because you never pay attention to the CHENEY-TOE(tm).



Come on. Give it a little peek-aloo. He's been adjusting most of the afternoon.

[redqueen]

1. I hate you now.

*gouges out eyeballs*

[Bouncy Ball]

4. You know you like the Cheney-toe.

It commands you.

[BlondieK143]

2. Oh. Gawd.

I think I just lost my freaking dinner. :puke:

[Bouncy Ball]

3. MMMMWAH!

[iconoclastic cat]

6. Hey, you, in the pink shawl!

Stop vomiting!

:evilgrin:

Back to work already?

[BlondieK143]

12. LOL!

You saw that, eh? :blush:

Unfortunately, yes. Work SUCKS. Back to reality and my boring life. :hug: How are ya?

[iconoclastic cat]

24. Yep; that was a good pic!

Boston is a good color on you! And all DUers, I must say. I hope that one day there is either a big gathering in Chicago or Mrs. IconCat and I can afford to fly out to one.

Don't complain to much about your reality! Just remember some of those "Fyrst Toil, Then The Grayve" headstones you just saw! Those Puritans had it rough.

As for my own little corner of reality, let's see: Mrs. IconCat is very irritated that IconBaby is not allowing her to fit into her clothes or go out for drinks on Friday nights; the school at which I teach made local headlines for being extrodinarily violent and overrun with gangs; and I have decided that I'm going to start working on an adminstrative degree so that I don't have to be a classroom teacher forever!

[BlondieK143]

26. Well, thank you very much!

That was nice of you! :hug: I think the other DUers and the town just made me smile 24/7. :D And hopefully I'll get you meet you and the Mrs. sometime soon! You're one of my favorite posters!

And I certainly can't complain too much, wonderful trip and friends for life. What else is there? :)

Sorry to hear that the Mrs. isn't too happy about her figure. But at least you have a WONDERFUL child out of it. :) I hope she starts feeling better about herself soon. And good for you on the degree! :yourock:

[iconoclastic cat]

27. She actually needs to gain some weight, according to the doc.

That, apparently, is easier said than done. Before the baby, she was actually 10 pounds underweight. She's gaining, but she really has to start a serious binge.

Hey, have you ever been in this neck of the woods?

[BlondieK143]

28. Oh wow!

10 pounds underweight? I guess it could've been worse though. At least she and the baby both are healthy. :)

And nope, I sure haven't. Boston is the furthest I've traveled.

[iconoclastic cat]

29. Someday you should check it out.

Chicago is totally unlike cities along the East Coast: gritty, but not cramped; cultured, but not snobby; in constant flux, but always familiar. You'd dig it.

As for Mrs. IconCat, she'll be fine. She's a bit attached to that "goth-chick-wasting-away-from-ennui" thing, but she's even more attached to the "Mom" thing.

[Book Lover]

5. I bet he stuffs it with socks

I mean, how much Dick can there BE in the world??

[Runcible Spoon]

20. see post 17 if you're still curious

:evilgrin:

[Book Lover]

22. Stop it! Stop it!

I'm off to bathe my eyes with Visene. Thank gawd I'm wearing my glasses today...

[RandomKoolzip]

7. I'd do him.

Hell, I kissed hedges. I have no standards.

[redqueen]

13. Oh hell...

I don't even want to say it... I think I'm gonna be sick, now.

[SOteric]

8. This just confirms it for me.

Real demons don't have genitals.

[CottonBear]

9. Gah!

Why, oh why did I click on this thread. Maybe in the hope that it would be a sexy dude not a nasty old man. :puke:

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

10. I am going to go wash my eyeballs now.

[Bouncy Ball]

18. Use Clorox.

[iconoclastic cat]

11. Here you go:

[bridgit]

14. bwahahaha...

who'da thunk it :rofl: so cheney does have a personal investment in middle eastern... :rofl: ...culture

[Bouncy Ball]

15. The Cheney-Toe (tm) is happier now

that it's getting some attention. It was lonely.

[Bunny]

16. You are now on my Ignore list!

j/k!

God, that is revolting!

[Runcible Spoon]

17. and for those who can't get enough:

here's the classic shot:

[Bouncy Ball]

19. Who is the Official Vice-Presidential Fluffer, we ask ourselves?

I have a theory as to who it is!

[Runcible Spoon]

21. i hope its not that poor little kid

but methinks the fluffer is a fake Marine, fake journalist, REAL man whore? ;)

[Bouncy Ball]

23. You MIGHT BE RIGHT!

:rofl:

So THAT'S his job!!!

[Runcible Spoon]

25. trying to laugh and swallow bile at the same time!

:spit:

[Reverend_Smitty]

32. So does this mean he goes commando??

:puke:

[Runcible Spoon]

33. either that or the elastic in his tighty whities gave up the fight!

:evilgrin:

[Lorien]

43. I think it's an appliance

for incontinence.

[youthere]

44. Evil or not...

Cheney is hung like a bear.
Which brings to mind two questions...
Why isn't Lyn Cheney happier? and
Why is Dick so excited looking at the hot dog guy?

[sparky_in_ma]

30. ROFLMAO

:rofl: Cheney-Toe (tm) Damn my monitor is shaking I'm laughing so hard.:rofl:

[samplegirl]

31. Repulsive

Everything about him is REPULSIVE!

[progmom]

34. bouncy?

You crack me up.
I wish you could have come to Boston.

[Bouncy Ball]

35. I wish I could have, too.

No, we would have ended up in jail. Needing bail money!

:rofl:

Do you worship the Cheney-Toe(tm)? Mmmmm?

[progmom]

36. no. i cannot worship both sundog and the Cheney-Toe(tm)

It's against the sundog articles of faith.

Next time, pal, you gotta come. Or at least answer your phone when we call you!!

[Bouncy Ball]

37. Oh I was SO pissed about that!

I had it freaking turned off!!! And I was making food for the Seder.

I tried to call him later (about 1:30 Boston time) but no answer. I left a voice mail.

[progmom]

38. to be honest...

...i cannot even remember if i was there when he made the call.

The weekend was a bit of a....blur. A good blur.

[Bouncy Ball]

39. He said bettyellen and johnkleeb wanted to say hi.

I'm still bummed about that.

I have been able to talk to misunderestimator and NSMA on the phone before, though. That was cool.

:-( But. No you. No JohnKleeb. No bettyellen. Sadness. Misery. Darkness.

[progmom]

40. i talked to NSMA and misunderestimator on saturday a couple of times

and sundog at various times during the weekend...

and whoisalhedges and dolo amber

oh! and velmaD!

twas quite a DU weekend! :D

[Bouncy Ball]

41. Oh yeah? Well I've MET VelmaD!

LOL

But...you've talked to....Sundog?

DAMN YOU. DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL.

[progmom]

42. we woke sundog up

:blush:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=3105804

[Left Is Write]

45. This post ought to come with a warning.

I had FINALLY purged that hideous image from my brain, and you put it right back there.

[peekaloo]

46. I won't look, I shan't look and you can't make me look at his

derrick!