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kick-ass-bob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-25-05 02:11 PM
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Our borders are safe from the evils of bologna.
:D
http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/04/25/smuggled.bologna/index.html

Customs agents protecting the U.S. border with Mexico found and destroyed more than 800 pounds of bologna hidden under clothes in a man's suitcases, the Department of Homeland Security said Monday.
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-25-05 02:12 PM
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1. how does one 'hide' 800 pounds of illegal lunchmeat?
rather disturbing story about meat smuggling if you ask me.
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kick-ass-bob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-25-05 02:14 PM
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2. in his pants, of course!
Edited on Mon Apr-25-05 02:15 PM by kick-ass-bob
which were in his set of suitcases :P

He would have made quite a bit of money - apparently it is about 4x the price in Mexico.
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-25-05 02:15 PM
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3. I wonder how he'd fare at hiding sausage?
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-25-05 02:20 PM
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4. I am sure he didn't start meat smuggling with an 800 lbs load
I bet he did pretty well for years, until he got greedy. :P
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Double T Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-25-05 02:43 PM
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5. It's A Great Feeling To Know Our Billions And Billions Of Tax Dollars.... 
...Are Keeping Us Safe From Bologna Attacks.
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-25-05 02:56 PM
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6. hey! you don't know where that bologna has been!
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Double T Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-25-05 03:30 PM
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7. I Know The White House Is Full Of Bologna
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