Forgive me, DU, for I have sinned.

[Ladyhawk]

I didst journey to yon Wal*Mart and yea, verily, didst buy twelve washclothes, two towels and six pairs of underwear.

Sorry, but the money and the clean clothes are both gone for this month and I decided it was a really bad idea to carry loads of laundry up and down stairs just before surgery. But hey! I hadn't been in Wal-Mart for probably six months or more. That's pretty good, wouldn't you say?

[solinvictus]

1. You must do penance!

Now, say ten "Hail Targets" and five "Made in the USA's" before bed!

[Ladyhawk]

3. LOL! :D n/t

[OldLeftieLawyer]

2. I got ya covered

Don't sweat it. I bought a $700 chair for my office at Costco the other day, so your transgression is cancelled out.

Good luck.................

[madrchsod]

4. the wash clothes will shrink and disappear into threads

after a few washings,the towels will turn into sand paper,and i will not print what your underwear will feel like....chinamart slave labor prices every day

[Ladyhawk]

5. I suppose that will be my penance.

There really wasn't any other place for me to go. No Costco...no Targets. Wal*Mart drove the local K-mart out of business. I live in a small town and there isn't much to choose from. :(

[ScooterTramp]

8. No good places to shop? You poor dear!

:cry:

[tavalon]

6. Yes, six months is good

and just because you fell off the wagon once, it doesn't mean you can't pick yourself up and keep on going. One day at a time, baby.

Good luck with the surgery, BTW.

[StaggerLee]

7. fahgedabowdit

It's not like you drove your SUV into some kids or embezzled money from your employees or killed your ex boyfriend with your jeep or started an illegal war or told a lewd story involving falafel or threatened judiciaries or referred to a funeral as being "a lot of fun" or withheld funding for our troops vehicle armor and VA benefits or LIHOP or MIHOP or ....

I think you get the picture.

:)

[RevCheesehead]

9. Question, Ladyhawk:

An Atheiological question(s):

Do Atheists "sin"?
To whom do they answer?
What's the penalty?/penance?
and, so what??

Inquiring minds, don'tcha know.... :)

[Mrs_Beastman]

10. Ladyhawk, you are forgiven

Wally World is the only place I can find Caramel Popcorn...I have gone without since December. Mr B and I made a special trip. I am sorry.:cry: