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RPM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-19-05 10:46 PM
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Best Part about the New Pope
I can go back to my smart-ass response to stupid questions:
"Does the pope shit in the woods?!?!?!"

That one has lacked punch the last couple of weeks.... good to have it back in the repitoire.
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-19-05 10:48 PM
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1. Did the pope shit in the woods
it just doesn't have the same ring to it. I wonder if the new Pope from germany ever pooped in the Black Forest :P
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RPM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-19-05 10:49 PM
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2. no - the pope does not shit in the woods
the pope was polish; the bears do shit in the woods; however, by mixing the two, i would manage to get people who asked me a stupid question to which the answer was no, to believe that the answer was yes.

a little trickeration
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-19-05 11:23 PM
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3. I know the pope doesn't shit in the woods
He shits in a secret room from which he runs the Jesuit-Illuminati Satanic conspiracy for the new World order. Duh
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TroubleMan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-19-05 11:50 PM
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4. The real question is: How many altar boys does it take to wipe his ass?
Edited on Tue Apr-19-05 11:51 PM by TroubleMan
nt
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RPM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-20-05 05:47 AM
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5. that's a trick question
does using ones tounge count as wiping?

:freak:
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