The Flapping Lips of all CAPTIONS!!!

[skip fox]

" . . . and when he was nine, he used to take off all his clothes and play a game he called 'Barbeque' where he'd cover himself in sauce and . . ."

W is "thinking": "Aww . . . not that Barbeque story again. Damn. She used to embarass me in high school with that story. Geez. Now I'll NEVER hear the end of it."

[skip fox]

1. "So we told him that 'pepperoni' was the Italian word for

'fresh picked scab,' and that stopped that. Not only did he never whime for pizza again, he hasn't eaten any to this day!"

[RuB]

2. Bush either looks pissed or stupid

the man/child cannot take a decent picture. It looks to me like his skanky mother just slammed him in the cajones with her purse and he's trying to catch his breath.

[skip fox]

3. Hey!!!

Welcome to DU RuB.

:toast:

[RuB]

15. Hey back at you! and Thanks!

:D

[DoYouEverWonder]

18. Damn, I hate it when she does that

Maybe I can get the SS to not let her into the WH with those god damn pocketbooks she likes to carry? What the hell does she carry in those things anyway? Friggin lead weights or sumptin? I gotta learn not to walk behind her, she nails me everytime.

[kanrok]

4. Yes, that's right, he's always had a teeny-tiny penis!

[Bossy Monkey]

5. Paging George Romero... n/t

[arcane1]

6. "can you imagine how YOU would turn out..."

"... with ME as your mother??? Bwaahahahahahaha"

[U2Fanatic]

7. W: AHHHHH IT'S A MUMMY!!!!!!!!!!

[skip fox]

8. "So we learned that everytime he looked confused or scared, we just

had to rub him on the head or on the belly and promise him a nice lunch and that would sweep all those storm clouds from his eyes. He's really very transparent, you know."

[soupkitchen]

9. Well if you piled up all of Georgie's lies you'ld be up to here now.

And rising. But you know my Georgie, he's never told a truth.

[MisterP]

10. "It seems like only yesterday that he was crying and throwing up

and wetting himself; and look at him now!"
W: "It WAS yesterday!"

[Ilsa]

11. "This was the thickness of the Bush Family...

Enemies List when Junior took office. It's much thicker now that he's made enemiesof about five billion people. I ought to know; I keep the family enemies list."

BB, a woman that RM Nixon said really knew how to hate.

[cosmicdot]

12. Babs Babbling: Yes, I wrote the book all by myself ... pull the plug!!! ..

... cut 'em off!!! ... all with my beautiful mind ... yes, I have all my facilities in tack ... that bitch!!! ... he has my nose, you know ... get me my Cutty Sark!!!

[Catholic Sensation]

13. W: DAMN IT BITCH YOU JABBED YOUR CANE IN MY NUTS

Babs: Oh quiet, your genitals are only this big, I'm not that accurate.

[VOX]

14. "No, he dresses himself now."

"But it took him 47 years to get the hang of it."

:kick:

[maxanne]

16. "and if you're a good boy, Georgie,

later on, after it gets dark, we'll toast marshmallows on the fire, and make shadow puppets, like this! Mummy will have you all to herself, and you know she likes that best..."

[frylock]

17. barb: these aren't the droids you're looking for.

[rustydog]

19. G.W. Thinking:

Gawd damn!!!! I know she's my mamma, but she is a Gawd awful scary-lookin woman.