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Boot Donating Member (426 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-20-03 04:06 PM
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OxyContin
Satire about radio gasbag Rush Limbaugh's self-admitted drug addiction to the opium-derivative narcotic, OxyContin, which he obtained through illegal transactions along with other dope

http://bootnewt.tripod.com/oxycontin.htm

OxyContin
(Sung to the tune of "The Locomotion" by Little Eva)
Parody by Boot

Click HERE for MIDI music

(instrumental intro)

What's Rush Limbaugh doing? Seems in a trance now.
(He's been taking too much OxyContin.)
We know he must have liked it; "special circumstance" now.
(He's been taking too much OxyContin.)
In tabloids, he is blistered now for all to see:
Addicted to illegal drugs from A to Z.
So come on, come on, and boo the OxyContin junkie.

It's got to sting his lips now.
Things gone crazy.
Trumped up? (Trumped up?)
Not fact? (Not fact?)
Well, it's true, Rush Limbaugh's eye is black, and so-o...

Now that it's all true that he took pills for pain, now
(He's been taking too much OxyContin.)
The tabloids caused commotion for his dittoheads' brains now.
(He's been taking too much OxyContin.)
Rush's vice was sleazy and he lost control.
He had a drug addiction, and it took its toll.
So come on, come on, and boo the OxyContin junkie.

(instrumental break)

He's the right wing boor hooked on OxyContin.
(He's been taking too much OxyContin.)
Pissed off many fans, and he knows he can't win.
(He's been taking too much OxyContin.)
Rush Limbaugh used to rant, "Drugs are sleazy to do!"
He's really quite unhappy now that some fans boo.
So come on, come on, and boo the OxyContin junkie.

He's been taking too much OxyContin...
He's been taking too much OxyContin...
He's been taking too much OxyContin...

(repeat refrain and fade)


THE BOOT NEWT SING ALONG BLOG
http://bootnewt.blogspot.com
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rhino47 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-20-03 04:09 PM
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1. LOL LOL LOL
Way too funny .Good Stuff !!
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