FINE! Kleeb isn't my baby's daddy.

[RevolutionaryActs]

But if he isn't.... who is? :o

[JohnKleeb]

1. Told ya

god last time I'll drive you home drunk :eyes:.

[RevolutionaryActs]

3. Well, you didn't want me driving home did you?

:o

[JohnKleeb]

6. Of course not but

jeez dude, I just drove you home, I am not your child's father.

[yvr girl]

2. Matcom

[RevolutionaryActs]

4. Shit, I hope not.

:scared:

[Shakespeare]

5. For the last time, It's just "baby daddy"

The apostrophe/S is not used by anyone with even an ounce of hipness.

:P

[RevolutionaryActs]

8. Who said I was hip?

:shrug:

[sundog]

7. DS1

:o

[RevolutionaryActs]

10. Slice? Meh... now my baby is going to have such delusions of grandeur

[sundog]

12. yes, you can name him 'le petit prince'

:P

[RevolutionaryActs]

15. No...... that's just disturbing.

:o

[JohnKleeb]

9. With all the people you flirt with it could be anyone

[RevolutionaryActs]

11. I hope it's this guy:

:loveya:

[JohnKleeb]

14. probably is

still what mystifies me is why the baby's eyes looked a lot like my dog's eyes.

[RevolutionaryActs]

17. That picture was NOT of my baby!

Thank you very much.

[JohnKleeb]

19. Those eyes belonged to the baby

[RevolutionaryActs]

Did not! You haven't even seen my baby!

[JohnKleeb]

21. Uhhh I babysat your baby when you were getting drunk

[RevolutionaryActs]

22. Liar! You did not.

[JohnKleeb]

23. You dont remember

You really should quit partying and take care of your kid, jeez, that baby doesnt need a new daddy every two-three months.

[RevolutionaryActs]

24. I haven't had a drink since that night you drove me home!

[JohnKleeb]

26. Thats not what the cute barmaid told me

[RevolutionaryActs]

29. she's a liar.... sent by my evil twin.

[JohnKleeb]

31. Ahhhhh sure

Your evil twin is just your other personality.

[RevolutionaryActs]

32. No, I have an evil twin.

I do, I do!

[JohnKleeb]

33. Ive never seen you two in the same place before

[RevolutionaryActs]

36. Of course not, she hinds and then pretends to be me.

BECAUSE SHE'S EVIL!

[Debi]

13. Kleeb, flirting doesn't cause babies any more than sitting on

a toilet seat that a pregnant woman just sat on.

Didn't your folks have 'the talk' with you? :eyes:

[JohnKleeb]

16. flirting leads to stuff

Thats what the implication is.

[Debi]

18. Okay, now you sound like Prez Bush...

Stuff...that's hard work ;)

[JohnKleeb]

20. Yeah it is hard work to do a report about Appalachia

then to find out you got a 93% on it.

[Debi]

25. Is that where alpacas come from?

Congrats btw!

[JohnKleeb]

27. I have no idea, the report was on the poverty

[Worst Username Ever]

28. You told me you were on the pill.

:evilgrin:

[RevolutionaryActs]

30. You want to know the scariest part?

There is no baby. :o

[Worst Username Ever]

34. But..but...

you're just saying that to avoid the custody battle. FINE, I'll turn a blind eye. He doesn't even look like me.

[RevolutionaryActs]

35. Yes, that's right... baby looks nothing like you.

:P