Would you rather be a werewolf or a vampire?

[Bossy Monkey]

Poll question: Would you rather be a werewolf or a vampire?

Gotta go with the vampires. You just suck a little blood and welcome to the club! Ripping throats out is just not my style. You?

[Spinzonner]

1. Hate scratchy beard

Though the anemia threat is not to be discounted

[lenidog]

3. Don't forget the possibility of fleas if you are a werewolf

[Crunchy Frog]

2. Vampire definitely.

They're classy, sexy, and they can fly.

[eyepaddle]

4. I went with werewolf

Neither one is my style but the ripping out of throats is probably closer! ;)

[Mutley]

5. I always thought it would be fun to be a vampire.

[AndyP]

9. me too

In the movies they always have the most beautiful people at their parties and they are always rich and stuff like that:) I'd love to live forever!

[qnr]

6. werewolf, kind of like the ultimate knuckle popping when you transform n/t

[pscot]

Vampires get laid.

'nuff said.

[ReadTomPaine]

24. Depends on the myth...

In some, vampires only gain satisfaction from the bite. It's their form of 'reproduction' after all. Also, werewolves are known for wild orgies, even in some cheap horror films (Howling - appropriately named!) Lastly - some myths have werewolves able to change shape at will.

RTP

[xultar]

7. Vampires get laid baby! n/t

[eyepaddle]

8. Enjoy the sunlight....you elitist, villainous, monsters you!

Us working class monsters will be out here doing the "real" work!

:evilgrin:

[Book Lover]

10. Werewolf

No constraints on sunlight, no need to act all goth, garlic pizza is still an option, werewolves can go wolfshit on neoconservatives and you don't necessarily endow them with immortality... I don't see the downside :-)

[Bossy Monkey]

12. Oh crap! I forgot all about the garlic thing!

Well anyway, I don't have to worry about ever being attacked by any vampires.:D

[ReadTomPaine]

22. Garlic breath weapon, lol! (n/t)

[patricia92243]

11. Werewolf. I'd be "normal" except once a month during the full moon.

[AntiCoup2K4]

13. I've always had a vampire fetish anyway, to some extent.

Bordello of Blood might have been one of the dumbest movies ever written, but with Angie Everhart as a vampire, who cares??

[Deja Q]

14. I'd suck at being a vampire...

[tammywammy]

15. Vampire

The sun and I already don't get along (I'm a pale skinned red head). I wouldn't mind staying up late at night.

Vampires are always portrayed as being soooo seductive and sexy.

[Lone_Wolf_Moderate]

16. If I had to choose, I'd be a werewolf for three reasons:

You're human for 28 days out of the month.
Vampires have more weaknesses.
You can cure lycanthropy, or at least it's easier to cure.

You know, as the legends go...

[hippiepunk]

17. Vampire

Werewolves only get to be cool in the full moon!

[Locut0s]

18. Vampire, the immortality clenches it, that and still being vaguely human.

[Floogeldy]

19. Both

That way I can rip their fucking limbs apart and suck them dry. Crunch their faces with my jaws and lap up their brains. Tear away their guts and munch down to the sex organs.

Oh. Sorry. I guess I got a little carried away. :blush:

[Historic NY]

20. Being a vampire sucks...........

:spray:

[Huckebein the Raven]

21. Vampire because vampire women are sexy as hell

[Maddy McCall]

23. Werewolf. So I could have some kinky werewolf sex.

Doggy style. ;-)

[BreweryYardRat]

25. Vampire

I don't think the immortality would drive me nuts, and I'm a night-owl anyway. Mind you, we're talking classic Dracula-style vampire here, not freaky Mayan "From Dusk Till Dawn" vampire.

[mykpart]

26. Werewolves have a more varied diet,

plus they can lick their own genitals!