I'm playing hooky.

[Beware the Beast Man]

Shh. Don't tell.

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

1. I did that yesterday.

I was a little sick, but I could've gone in. Fuck it though. I hadn't had a day off in 2 months. I needed it.

[GOPBasher]

2. I WILL NOT SCREAM OUT LOUD THAT YOU'RE PLAYING HOOKY!

I WON'T TELL ANYONE, DON'T WORRY! Oh shit, my bad.

[Magrittes Pipe]

3. I did it all for the nookie.

I hate myself. :cry:

[Beware the Beast Man]

6. And stick it up your- AAAYYY and stick it up your AAYYYY

fucker. :grr:

[Longgrain]

Me too, but I have permission from my boss

so I guess it's not exactly hooky then, is it.

[terrya]

4. Got it. Mum's the word.

Enjoy. :-)

[dolo amber]

5. There are people starving in Africa who need toilet partitions

Monster. :grr:

[Beware the Beast Man]

8. I am so ashamed.

I have deprived the less fortunate bladder-shy of the world! :cry:

[GOPisEvil]

7. I have the day off as well. But I'm not playing hooky.

Your secret is safe with me.

[XNASA]

9. It's not Juneteenth already, is it?

[GOPisEvil]

10. Heh...no, this is a personal holiday for me only.

I rule.