Bash Texas, will you? Why I'll... Tell a joke about another state! :-)

[BikeWriter]

:)
Jack was sitting in an airplane when
another guy took the seat beside him.
The new guy was an absolute wreck, pale, hands
shaking, biting his nails and moaning in fear.

"Hey, pal--what's the matter?" Jack asked.
"Oh man-- I've been transferred to California,"
the other guy answered.

"There's crazy people in California and they
have shootings, gangs, race riots, drugs, the highest
crime rate..."

"Hold on," Jack interrupted, "I've lived in California
all my life, and it is not as bad as the media says.

Find a nice home, go to work, mind your own business,
enroll your kids in a good school and it's as safe as
anywhere in the world."

The other passenger relaxed and stopped shaking
for a moment and said, "Oh, thank you.

I've been worred to death, but if you live there
and say it's OK, I'll take your word for it.
What do you do for a living?"

"Me?" asked Jack, "I'm a tail gunner on a
Budweiser truck in Oakland."

[Merlot]

1. Cool, bash a state and a race in the same joke!

[BikeWriter]

2. Excuse me? Would you please point out where "I" bashed anyone?

It's a freakin' joke for keerist sake!

[Merlot]

3. I didn't say "you" bashed anyone

but the joke does.

Maybe you've never been to Oakland.