Nobody likes me.

[Magrittes Pipe]

They just use me for makin' out with. :(

[matcom]

1. slut

whadda you expect?

[Magrittes Pipe]

15. I am quite proficient.

[tjwmason]

2. Does it surprise you?

Ony kidding, we all love you. :grouphug:

[Magrittes Pipe]

6. Ack!

:scared:

[asthmaticeog]

3. Well, you ARE a pro.

[Magrittes Pipe]

5. I even made out with your avatar.

I'm such a whore. :cry:

[Beware the Beast Man]

23. Damn, you must have been drunk.

[Magrittes Pipe]

24. Damn. I made out with one of the guys in your avatar...

...and regularly get it on with the other. :o

[Beware the Beast Man]

25. You mean "Jill" gets it on with him.

[asthmaticeog]

43. Hedges is a leftie???

Huh.

[underpants]

4. Dammit there weren't supposed to tell you

:grr:

[Magrittes Pipe]

14. If my dad hadn't stopped paying you, I wouldn't even know.

:cry:

[terrya]

7. I like you.

And making out...or any allusions to same...has nothing to do with it. :-)

[underpants]

8. If you like him so much ......

oh never mind

[terrya]

11. I know where you're going with that.

And well.....:-)

[Magrittes Pipe]

9. You don't love me...

...you just love my Doggystyle.

[terrya]

16. That goes without saying.

[Cannikin]

10. I like you, but I still need to see other people.

[Magrittes Pipe]

12. Clearly.

[progmom]

13. true dat.

:spank:

[Magrittes Pipe]

18. Ooooh, yeah. Spank me. I've been naughty.

[kick-ass-bob]

17. I don't like you,

and I don't want to make out with you either.

Now cry.

[Magrittes Pipe]

19. No.

The feeling is mutual.

[kick-ass-bob]

22. Good.

At least we are in agreement.

[flvegan]

20. Yeah, but if you're like me

by the time you leave, you're spent, the bar is dry and you're $50 richer.

[Magrittes Pipe]

21. Who needs friends?

:shrug:

[MissMillie]

26. I don't like you

I love you.


Phew! I'm glad I got that off my chest.

Now.... wanna make out?

:silly:

[Magrittes Pipe]

27. Okay.

:P

[MissMillie]

28. nice work w/ that tongue!

I'm going to enjoy this!

[Magrittes Pipe]

29. .

:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P

[MissMillie]

39. Ok, now I'm all hot

Don't..... stop..... don't..... stop......

(Why do I think I'm bordering on getting a deleted post here?)

[LynneSin]

40. Ewwww - you're having smilie cyber sex

:eyes:

[jus_the_facts]

30. Don't think we've ever made out...

....but I like you regardless! :D

[Magrittes Pipe]

31. That's just 'cause you don't know me.

Wanna make out? :shrug:

[jus_the_facts]

35. Sure...s'the best way of gettin' to know you....

....or is it? :shrug:

[Magrittes Pipe]

37. I don't even know any more.

I just want validation. :cry:

[jus_the_facts]

41. awwww......

:hug: :*:9 :hug: :*:9 :hug: :*:9 :hug: :*:9 :hug: :*:9 :hug:

....your validation is complete! :evilgrin:

[Magrittes Pipe]

42. I think I was weaned too early.

[jus_the_facts]

44. sigh...here have a go at my boobies then.....

:o

[Magrittes Pipe]

45. Oooooh... feathery.

:loveya:

[jus_the_facts]

48. ahem....now movin' right along.....

....afterall it's wet and screamin'! :evilgrin:

[Magrittes Pipe]

50. AHHHH!

It has TEETH! :o:scared:

[jus_the_facts]

52. yeah but they're like ribs....

.....enhances the pleasure for both partners! :D

[LynneSin]

32. I can't like anyone who doesn't love Robert Plant the way I do

:shrug:

But I can still use you for sex!

[Magrittes Pipe]

33. You mean with whipped cream, a length of copper wire, and a llama?

You really don't like many people, do you?

[LynneSin]

36. Is that for me or Plant

:shrug:

Well, I like most people and I think most people like me. I just don't know about you

[XNASA]

34. You're a Boy Toy.

It could be worse.

[Magrittes Pipe]

38. True.

I could be a middle-aged has-been with a goatee.

[XNASA]

53. Better a has-been....

...than a never was.

[Magrittes Pipe]

55. Wrong.

See, I occasionally EXCEED people's expectations.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

46. True

[Magrittes Pipe]

47. I'm not gonna make out with you.

You still have some of RKZ's soul patch whiskers stuck in your teeth.

[miss_kitty]

49. those are soul patch whiskers in his teeth?

I'm glad you cleared that up!

[Magrittes Pipe]

51. Yes. But they're from his "other" soul patch.

:cry:

[Wcross]

54. I think your swell! n/t

[Magrittes Pipe]

56. Are you callin' me fat?

[Wcross]

57. No, your PHAT!