You have Bush hooked up to a polygraph- What do you ask him?

[Applan]

Did you have prior knowledge of 9/11?
Was the 2004 election stolen?
...you get the idea

[tuvor]

1. Why aren't the needles moving at all?

[Nicole]

2. Are you human?

[adwon]

3. Is it true

that you once superglued your head up your ass?

[libhill]

4. Are you really

The Anti - Christ?

[Elidor]

5. Is it safe?

[Roland99]

6. What medications are you on?

[Huckebein the Raven]

7. When are your brothers from the Lizard homeworld

going to call you home ?

:P

[Dervill Crow]

8. The two diagnostic questions.

1. Do you know for certain you are going to heaven?
2. If God were to ask you why He should let you into heaven, what would your answer be?

(From Evangelism Explosion, D. James Kennedy's handbook on how to share the Good News with non-Christians.) I would so love it if he got the answers wrong.

[lpbk2713]

9. What's the real deal on the Air National Guard?

Did Daddy pull some strings for you?

[shesemsmom]

10. Isn't it a fact that

you were born an ass hole.... or did you work at it your whole life:applause:

[Seabiscuit]

11. Is it true what people are saying about you and Condi?

[Thor_MN]

12. No questions, I crosswired the skin galvanometer leads with the main power

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