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Superfly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-18-03 09:13 PM
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Asparagus question....
What is it about asparagus that makes your urine smell like complete ass?
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cally Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-18-03 09:15 PM
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1. Genetics
Edited on Sat Oct-18-03 09:27 PM by cally
Doesn't do that to me. My daughter did a science experiment on this, it is genetic. ;-)

When she gets home, I'll ask and either PM you or respond.
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Superfly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-18-03 09:17 PM
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What does it do? Destroy genes?
Inquiring minds want to know the result of that experiment!
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cally Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-18-03 09:26 PM
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6. Well, I'm no help
I just remember that she made all her immediate family tree eat asparagus and smell the urine. I don't remember the analysis part.
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ILeft Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-18-03 09:24 PM
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4. Or, the ability to smell it in urine is genetic...
...it's something about the sulpuric amino acids in asparagus that makes the urine smell.

http://www.boston.com/globe/search/stories/health/how_and_why/060694.htm
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Booger Donating Member (108 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-18-03 09:17 PM
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2. trade off
Edited on Sat Oct-18-03 09:18 PM by Booger
all the yummy snacks make you fat.
All the best veggies make you fart too much, or make your piss reek.

Steam it.
Butter and salt it.
And live with the consequences.
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Superfly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-18-03 09:18 PM
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3. Can you steam Pringles?
Or Ho-Hos?
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boilerbabe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-18-03 10:05 PM
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15. Drink a lot of water or pinesol?! n/t
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Tom Yossarian Joad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-18-03 09:25 PM
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5. And Asparagus is in the same family as the Lilly.
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Superfly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-18-03 09:26 PM
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7. Gotcha...
maybe I'll eat some lillies to see if the effect is the same.
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ILeft Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-18-03 09:26 PM
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8. Actually,it's not how it makes urine smell that causes heartache
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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-18-03 09:34 PM
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9. I'll Keep That In Mind... Thanks. ROFLMAO!!
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ILeft Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-18-03 09:38 PM
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10. Yep. The "age-old question" is always good for a laugh!
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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-18-03 09:50 PM
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11. But does it cause birth defects? Or temporary sterility?
Perhaps it causes temporary super-potency. If spinach can help popeye... what can asparagus do for those little swimmers??

-- Allen
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populistmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-18-03 09:56 PM
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12. I heard it was suppose to do something for men
involving improving flavor or something (that and pineapple I think) in other bodily fluids. ;)

Sarah
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boilerbabe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-18-03 10:03 PM
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13. Naughty Girl!!
Maybe all us gals who wind up with guys processing stinky food should like keep a bunch of spices and stuff on the nightstand!

You never know when you get dragged by your hair up to the boudoir with some anchovie=soaked barbarian eeeeuuuuwwww pass the Vick's vaporub.....(you can put it under your nose like CSI Miami!!)
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Blue_Chill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-18-03 10:05 PM
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14. If you need Vicks
Then I say play cards instead.

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boilerbabe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-18-03 10:07 PM
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16. I hear you there!!! HAHAHA!!
Reminds me of an old biker saying (pardon the crudity...)

If it smells good, eat it.

If it don't, fuck it!!!
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populistmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-18-03 10:25 PM
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17. I don't get the Vicks thing either...
...for flavor anyway, but hey, whatever floats your boat! For me, if he's stinky, he needs a shower.
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