Help Wanted

[achtung_circus]

A long established organization with world-wide real estate, art, precious metals and other holdings seeks a CEO. Our growth is exploding in the Southern Hemisphere, but stagnant in the Northern Hemisphere.

Our global staff is primarily male and requires a firm hand on the tiller.

Some PR challenges exist, a strong communicator is required.

Ability to pass a police Criminal Record check is required, as the ability to speak multiple foreign languages,m including Latin and, preferably, Attic Greek and Aramaic. No driver's licence required.

[Runcible Spoon]

1. haha accepting applications, mail to:

1 Vatican City. Must like frilly robes and be willing to eat human flesh.

[baldguy]

2. And blood, too. Don't forget blood.

And not just anyones flesh & blood either.