Could you all get into a giant flame war over something?

[Bunny]

Im bored, and in pain from my earlier incidents today. What would really amuse me would be a good, old-fashioned DU flame war.

Just throwing out some topics here, maybe some of you could take this and run with it?

Terry Schiavo, abortion, gay marriage, bitch, ugly Camilla, Ralph Nader, and yes, even Laura Branigan.

I appreciate any effort you could throw toward this. :crazy:

[DistressedAmerican]

1. Like Anyone Here Give A Shit About YOUR Boredom!

You amuse ME damn it!:evilgrin:

[Bunny]

8. I could never amuse you - you have too much taste and

discretion for that.

;)

[DistressedAmerican]

10. LOL! I'll Keep Trying For You...

[Redneck Socialist]

2. Pffffttt...

all those topics are so last week. You need to give us better fodder than that. :mad:

(Sorry, that's about as flamey as I get.) :P

[Bunny]

9. Okay. What about the Pope?

Is he still dead?

:)

[Redneck Socialist]

18. That's better. I'm damn sick of Pope-a-palooza...

I don't give a rat's ass, or any other critter's ass for that matter about the pope.

(Is that flamey enough?) :evilgrin:

[DistressedAmerican]

20. This Graphic Got Me Catholic Flamed For Exploiting The Pope!

I was being nice the other day when it happened. But since you ask. Here's my retroactive flaming of the aforementioned Catholic Flamer:

Give Me A Freaking Break! Screw Them And Their Lack Of Perspective! Get a grip he was way overdue.

Besides this graphic has nothing to do with the pope. If anyone exploits him it is Bush and the Fucking MSM! Piss Off!



Go ahead! Flame away!

Hope that makes your day a bit more interesting:hi:!

[skygazer]

3. Evidently you missed Jane Fonda

What happened to you earlier? I'm sorry you're in pain AND bored. That kinda sucks. One or the other, ya know?

[Bunny]

11. Fell down the basement steps. Got rear-ended in a car

accident. In a 90-minute period. Serious suckage.

[skygazer]

21. Yeah, absolutely

Sorry to hear it. :hug:

[HEyHEY]

4. Multiple abortion makes you a serial killer!

:popcorn:

That outta start something

[Bunny]

12. That's a great start!

Good one! :thumbsup:

[DistressedAmerican]

5. How About: OMG Tower Of Power Is So Yesterday!

:grr:

How 'bout that?

:shrug: :hi:

[Bunny]

13. Oh if my ass wasn't so sore, I would tear you limb from limb!

:evilgrin:

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

6. Led Zeppelin SUCKED. What an overrated POS loser band. "F" 'em.

...there ya go, Bunny. That ought to do it.

:evilgrin:

[Bunny]

14. They are second only to Oasis in terms of suckage.

:thumbsup:

[SarahB]

7. I just wrote something about breastfeeding.

For some reason, that gets some people all stirred up. :shrug:

[Bunny]

15. Flash them a boobie, that will get it started!

;)

[achtung_circus]

16. 7,158 posts is so lame. If you want to fit in here

you need to get that post count up. Sorry, best I can do.


BTW: "Bunny"?

Not conducive to flame. Maybe you should have a separate "Flame Name", just for times like this. Something incorporating blood and stuff.

[Bunny]

23. What about "Jorgan Von Strangle" for my flame name?

It's from a kid's cartoon, but it sounds pretty fearsome, doesn't it?

BTW - it took me 2.5 years to reach 1,000 posts!

[achtung_circus]

32. Hey, 7,166 posts.

Now that's much better. I like the Von Strangle part. Does "Jorgan" have a meaning I'm missing? Not that ity needs one. It sounds like the dying gurgle of the twit you have been forced to kill because he pissed you off.

Hey, I'm not very good at flaming, am I? So sorry.

[Bunny]

33. Well, yeah, your flaming skills are sorely lacking.

But you more than make up for it in sincerity! :hi:


I don't know where Jorgan comes from, but the cartoon character is loosely based on Arnold Schwarzenegger. Mean and dumb, apparently.

[achtung_circus]

37. What can I say,

I guess I am nice AND FOR THAT I BLAME MY PARENTS, AND SOCIETY.

[El Fuego]

17. Bud Light TASTES GREAT.....

Take the flamebait...

[Bunny]

27. Buty not as good as regular Bud.

Good, this will bring out the beer snobs!

[tnlefty]

39. Damn beat me to it!! My beer's better than yours!! That swill you

consume isn't beer it's recycled piss. I'm drinking a Rolling Rock right now so there!

[El Fuego]

The correct flame war answer is.... LESS FILLING!!!

:rofl:

Am I the only one who remembers that commercial?

[Bunny]

45. I remember that commercial.

That was during the 80's, right?

[Bunny]

44. Oh I like Rolling Rock.

Good old "33". :thumbsup:

[tnlefty]

96. Ha! I've had 3, no way I'll make it to 33, and what the hell did I

miss with the actual flame war that broke out lower in this thread? And I really want to know what the hell do I have to do to get a deleted post or a deleted thread. I posted a thread about a peace rally in the TN forum a while back and the first response was deleted!! Hostile response to a peace thread!

Drink more beer from non-repuke donating companies, relax pot laws is all I can say!!

[Bunny]

97. It was staged.

Anarcho-Socialist did a masterful job of setting up that flame war. Just fantastic!

[entanglement]

19. Try 'feminism is dead'

Don't forget buy yourself a nice flame retardant suit before that }(

[Bunny]

28. Oh, only a feminazi would say that!

:hide:

[entanglement]

35. LOL

:-) :-)

[ixion]

22. I think Dean is going to appoint Nader to the DLC

there... that oughta do it. :+

:hide:

[Bunny]

29. And Nader will immediately sacrifice abortion and gay

marriage on the altar of moderation!

[imenja]

24. God, Guns, and Hummers

Write a thread that includes all three of those, and you'll flame until they shut you down.

[Bunny]

31. I don't believe in God, and if you drive a Hummer, I will shoot you.

Maybe this will pick up a little bit!

[imenja]

43. Hummer drivers are a bunch of god-hatting, gun slinging, repugs

that should do it

[bertha katzenengel]

25. I sauteed the breasts of fourteen carolina wrens for my cats last night...

ask me anything! :evilgrin:

[Bunny]

26. HAHAHAHAHA!

Good one bertha!

PS -were they free-range carolina wrens? ;)

[bertha katzenengel]

41. Better than free-range: They were WILD!

And the cats earned their keep. I cooked them as a reward because the feathered prey were so cleverly arrayed on the porch. The boys had managed to spell out "MORE BIRD FEEDERS, PLEASE"

:bounce:

[Bunny]

46. Excellent!

Keep the lads fed, in high style!

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

30. Hold on, Bunny...I just thought of a BETTER one.

Thank GOD Ewan McGregor WON'T be "the new James Bond."

I'm not sold on THIS guy:



...but I'm SO EFFING GLAD McGregor WAS NOT CHOSEN. I know McGregor has fans on DU, and I apologize in advance...I ain't one of 'em. That little "love is a many splendored thing, all you need is looooove" speech to Nicole Kidman in "Moulin Rouge" killed me on that guy for LIFE.

http://www.rediff.com/entertai/2005/apr/06bond.htm?headline=Daniel~Craig~is~new~James~Bond

Producers of the hugely successful James Bond film franchise have chosen British actor Daniel Craig to take over the role of the suave spy.

The 37-year-old has been offered a three-film deal by Bond producer Barbara Broccoli and is expected to sign up formally in the next few weeks, the Sun newspaper reported.

Craig, a tough-looking actor who has made appearances in art-house titles and blockbusters such as Lara Croft: Tomb Raider, beat fellow Briton Clive Owen for the role.

Craig would be the sixth Bond in the official series of films based on the novels by Ian Fleming, following Sean Connery, George Lazenby, Roger Moore, Timothy Dalton and most recent incumbent Pierce Brosnan.

:evilgrin:

[Bunny]

34. I don't have an opinion of him one way or the other.

Maybe some Ewan fan can chime in with a few gratuitous insults?

[UrbScotty]

36. Atheists are just jealous that Catholics get a Pope and they don't!

:P

[Phentex]

40. Our hats are nicer though.

;-)

[UrbScotty]

99. Oh really?

Who can beat the stylish mitre of Pope John XXIII?

[Bunny]

47. That's right. If those atheists would just appoint a Supreme

Leader, so much of their animosity would vanish!

:hide:

[entanglement]

38. OK here's another

"Cat meat tastes good. Cute kitten meat tastes even better. Discuss."

:evilgrin: :evilgrin:

[Bunny]

48. Tastes like chicken, I've heard!

:P

[entanglement]

82. No. IMHO it tastes like the

meat of a cute baby seal half-clubbed to death and then skinned alive. Trust me, I've tasted both. :evilgrin:

[Champ]

42. Here is flame topic, College athletes should be PAID!!!!

[Bunny]

49. College athletes should be made to get honest grades, and

actually graduate like everyone else! Ha! So there!

[Champ]

52. But if he gets paid...

He will actually have a reason to stay in school and graduate instead of jumping pro to make the fast cash. :grr:

[entanglement]

80. Ridiculous. You call yourself 'Champ'

but don't even know how to flame properly. :evilgrin:

[miss_kitty]

50. it's all about you, isn't it? you selfish bastard!

[Bunny]

65. Of course it is!

Who else is there?

;)

[miss_kitty]

68. First and foremost:

Why ME, of course!

;)

[Anarcho-Socialist]

51. Everyone in this thread has poopypants n/t

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[Anarcho-Socialist]

54. You're the one who's a commie poopypants n/t

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[Champ]

56. Ok?

Actual deleted messages.. I wonder what was said. :shrug:

[Bunny]

63. Seriously! Did someone actually get into a flame war on my

fake flame war thread???

:rofl:

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[Anarcho-Socialist]

58. Your points make no sense...

...you can't make American cheese a viable form of currency. I sympathise with your viewpoint of abolishing fiat money - but to replace basic currency with dairy produce would be very unstable to the U.S. economy and lower growth.

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[Anarcho-Socialist]

62. I'm not calling you a liar...

...but to allege that John Kerry is a robot or cybernetic organism being controlled from the planet Saturn then you should at least provide a link.

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[Anarcho-Socialist]

66. That's complete and utter bullshit

How could JFK assassinate himself since he was the one in the car being shot at?

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[Champ]

69. Ok wtf?

[Champ]

72. I knew something wasn't right

Normally when someone actually has a message deleted it just says Name Removed, this one says 'Name Removed..' I did a profile search and tada! Someone actually registed with the SN "Name Removed.." No actual deleted messages here I believe.

[Anarcho-Socialist]

70. I don't see how Hillary could have "been the one pulling the strings"...

like you claim, she would have not been an adult yet. I don't hold much for your theory that Ted Kennedy and Hillary Clinton faked JFK's death. Again, where's your evidence that they used a body-double?

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[Anarcho-Socialist]

73. So, you're saying that John Kerry orchestrated the French defeat at...

Dien Bien Phu to start the U.S. involvement in Indo-China, that he causing the Gulf of Tonkin incident that started the escalation of the War just so that he could win a silver star and falsify the medical reports for future political purposes?

You've been smoking crack.

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[Anarcho-Socialist]

75. But Queen Victoria wasn't a Marxist...

...surely that was pretty obvious? :shrug: Maybe I'm hoping for too much from the likes of you.

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[Anarcho-Socialist]

79. Jesus had long-hair, sandals and preached social justice

You're saying that just because Jesus was a carpenter, that he would have supported tax cuts to stimulate the Roman Imperial economy.

We have no idea if Jesus employed people, so your assertion that Jesus favoured banning trade unions is a redundant one. Jesus didn't think like that. He was a man of peace.

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[Anarcho-Socialist]

83. HOW could have Kerry rigged the 2004 election?!! He came second

Your refusal to believe that Bush* could have won less than 99% of the vote is a ridiculous one. Also, this doesn't explain the fact that you think Kerry would go to the trouble of rigging the vote but still not get enough votes to win???

About your 911 fallacy - DO YOU have a picture of Hillary Clinton piloting that plane into the WTC and parachuting out at the last moment like you claim?

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[Bunny]

78. Oh this is fantastic!

Please keep it up - it's just what I needed! :applause:

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[Anarcho-Socialist]

86. OK, we'll just have to agree to disagree n/t

[Misunderestimator]

91. I hope you're doing that on two computers or two browsers...

rather than logging on and off again... that would be obsessive. :hi: Very creative though.

[Anarcho-Socialist]

95. well... er... uhm...

No comment :hi:

-but thanks for the compliment :toast:

[Magrittes Pipe]

57. Hot? Or not?

[name not needed]

59. FUCK OFF, DAD

IM NOT PAYING FOR YOUR WHORES NO MORE

[Bunny]

61. Goddamnit hedges!

I was wondering if you'd show your face here!

After seeing those pictures of you today, I'm beginning to think you'd enjoy a litte hedges-on-ricky action!

:P

[Anarcho-Socialist]

87. Bunny, this thread is total flame bait n/t

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[Anarcho-Socialist]

89. You're accusing me of posting flame bait by pointing out flame bait?

But that's what you're doing now.

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[Anarcho-Socialist]

92. I've had enough of flame war, I'm heading to GD for some peace and quiet

n/t

[Bunny]

93. Shhhh. I don't want the mods to find out!

They may lock it, and I'm totally enjoying this!

I'll buy you a drink, Anarcho-Socialist :toast:

[Anarcho-Socialist]

94. Hooray!!!

:hi:

[Elidor]

98. I just ran over three anti-war protesters in my Hummer

I got some serious dings in my bumper! :grr: