So a guy walks into a bar...

[EstimatedProphet]

[nickgutierrez]

1. Did his friend duck? n/t

[EstimatedProphet]

2. And goes to the Great Lakes DU Meetup in Cleveland!

Where: The Mad Cactus, 9175 Pearl Rd, Strongsville, OH 44136
Meeting time: 4:30 pm or anytime later

The Mad Cactus is a comfortable little bar/Mexican restaurant in Strongsville OH-a map can be found here. The restaurant is best reached by exiting I-71 onto Pearl road, as shown at the north side of the map. We can meet up at the Mad Cactus (they have a band on Saturdays BTW) and later on, move down to the Brew Kettle, a microbrewery a few blocks away. The Brew Kettle, in addition to having some fine beers of their own making (including a really nice rye ale) also has Arrogant Bastard and Old Speckled Hen on tap! For those who want to come but have a long distance to drive, we have checked out some of the various small locally-owned motels. We recommend the La Siesta motel, which has newly remodelled rooms and charges $42 dbl.occ. Also, there are bigger chain hotels at the next exit. And if you're dying to meet some DUers, but live too far away to drive, the Cleveland-Hopkins International Airport is just a couple miles away!

[Robroy]

3. And receives a bloody nose

n/t

[chickenscratching]

4. and see's a bear ordering a drink

the bear says "i'd like..................a beer" the bartender says "why the big pause?"

GET IT? OH MY GAWED IT"S SO FUNNY!
:applause:

[redqueen]

5. A neutron walks into a bar and orders a beer.

The bartender serves up a beer and says, "For you, no charge!"

[northzax]

6. the bartender says "you've got a steering wheel down your pants"

guy says, "I know, it's driving me nuts."