Change one word in a book title to make it funnier:

[RandomKoolzip]

I'll start:

[]The Diarrhea of Anne Frank
The Porpoise-Driven Life
The Drapes of Wrath

Now........GO

[redqueen]

1. Infinite Chest

:shrug:

I'm so not funny. x(

[RandomKoolzip]

10. No, that was good!

And HOT! (yowza)

[Wickerman]

2. A Farewell to Bush

[Richardo]

3. Through the Looking Glass, and What nothingshocksmeanymore Found There

[CubsFan1982]

4. Profiles in Wussery.

[RandomKoolzip]

17. Ted Sorenson's book on Bush, perhaps?

[Lavender Brown]

5. The Catcher in the Pie

:shrug:

[Richardo]

6. The Curious Incident of the Kumquat in the Night-Time

[Deja Q]

7. The Never-Ending Audit

(dunno why but "The Never-Ending Story" came to mind...)

[RandomKoolzip]

12. Another good one!

[redqueen]

8. Do Androids Ream Electric Sheep?

[RandomKoolzip]

14. Yes, they do. OH WAIT! That was a book title, wasn't it?

Sorry. I got confused.

[redqueen]

22. Actually I think I fucked up.

IIRC that's a short story, not a book.

I SO SUCK! :P

[RandomKoolzip]

23. That's arguable.

But the title is actually "Do Androids Dream OF Electric Sheep?"

BFD, your version was funny anyways.

[redqueen]

28. Yeah...

I had to butcher his title to make it work. I love Dick. :)

Seen the trailer for A Scanner Darkly?

http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2665143?htv=12

[RandomKoolzip]

29. ME TOO! I LOVE DICK!

Uh...ahem.


Maybe you should use "A Scanner Dorkly?"

Actually, I'm gonna be pissed when that comes out. Hollywood just can't do justice to Dick.

[Beaverhausen]

9. The Bun Also Rises

[Arkana]

11. Ralph Ellison's "Invisible Pants"

[Richardo]

13. The Prince and the Pooper

[RandomKoolzip]

16. That's the title of my autobiography.

:cry:

[Salviati]

15. Harry Potter and the Asses of Fire

an unexpected Harry Potter and Terrence and Phillip Crossover

[vikegirl]

18. Pride and Premenopause

??? :shrug: ??? Damn, I'm lame.

[RandomKoolzip]

20. No, that was good, too!

My wife might just poach that for her book.

[RandomKoolzip]

19. Last Exit to Orlando

Hubert Selby's dark masterpiece exposing Disneyland's seedy underbelly

[LSdemocrat]

21. Earth in the Hizzouse

[RandomKoolzip]

25. Confessions of an Ergonomic Hitman

Sure he's evil, but he's streamlined.

[ClintonTyree]

24. A Tale of Two Titties............

ALWAYS one of MY faves! :evilgrin:

[Deja Q]

26. Followed by its sequel, "The Never-Ending Orgasm"!

:wow:

[RandomKoolzip]

27. Or a SALE of Two Titties....

[zbdent]

30. War and Piss

[RandomKoolzip]

32. War and Pizza

[zbdent]

31. The Silence of the Spam

[DistressedAmerican]

33. Crime and Pussiness

The George W. Bush Story

This one should have been 2004:

[swag]

34. Richard Nixon: "My Sex Crises"

[redqueen]

35. Of Vice and Sin

:shrug:

[RandomKoolzip]

36. The Communist, Manny Pesto

[Elidor]

37. The Unbearable Lightness of Peeing

[Proud2BAmurkin]

38. One Hundred Years of Solitaire

.

[Guy Fawkes]

39. Oryx and Cake

[UrbScotty]

40. The Old Man and the - er, I better not say it. (nt)