Inappropriate Things To Say To A Friend After A Breakup

[Arkana]

"Dude, it's all right...she doesn't kiss that well."

[Left Is Write]

1. Why do I have this sense of deja vu?

[Arkana]

4. This is in fact a retread...it was funny the first time, so I wondered

if I would get as good results the second time.

[GOPisEvil]

2. Uh, can you give me her number? Maybe I can be Mr. Rebound for her.

[Placebo]

3. "You fuckin' idiot, as if you're ever going to do any better!"

O8)

[Hong Kong Cavalier]

5. "Dude...it's been a week. Get over it."

This being said to me a week after the woman I had planned to ask to marry me broke up to me. I'm amazed I didn't kneecap my friend when he said that.

[AlCzervik]

6. "It was you totally, not her"

[jmcon007]

7. can you spot me a twenty?

[Maestro]

8. What's her number?

I'm horny.

[DS1]

9. Did you notice she didn't feel as tight near the end? Well, about that..

[mcscajun]

10. "I never liked him/her anyway."

Bad news if they get back together...and even if they don't.

[KittyWampus]

11. Gonna Sell The Jewelry He Gave You?

[Runcible Spoon]

12. "don't feel bad..she told me the baby wasn't yours anyway"

:evilgrin:

[KitchenWitch]

13. You are better off, I heard he was fucking your sister

[solinvictus]

14. "Take it from me, she was lousy in the sack!" and..

"Do you care if I ask her out now?"