What do men do that's as painful as the ladies waxing body parts?

[gizmo1979]

I can't think of anything we do voluntarily.

[democracyindanger]

1. We have shorter lifespans.

[tjdee]

2. Men have it so easy.

They get to have hair under their arms, on their backs, in their ears, in their nose... and then they complain if a woman takes too long to get ready!

[gizmo1979]

I did have a vasectomy

that was kind of painful.

[gizmo1979]

30. oops

[DakotaDemocrat]

3. Unless...

...if you were the one actually waxing your wife's legs...

[JVS]

4. Put up with toilet-seat-related nagging

[Scout]

17. simple solution for that, eh

everybody puts ALL seats/lids down when done.

Keeps the dogs from drinking out of the bowl, too.

(That was the rule at my house ... everyone puts ring/seat and lid down when done ... childish first husband complained it wasn't fair because he had to lift/lower 2 things just to pee, and I had to only lift/lower one thing just to pee. Big fucking baby, he was.)

[JVS]

18. Yeah, look before you sit

[gizmo1979]

27. My wife actually works for a company

That makes a toilet seat that goes down automatically after the toilet is flushed.End of the problem.

[Scout]

39. it's only a problem...

if the man in the house is also an asshole...

[physioex]

5. Nothing I can think of.....

There are some pains unique to the female like mensturation and waxing that most men (myself included) will never understand...

[BurtWorm]

6. Urethra polishing can be fairly painful.

:hide:

[Debi]

10. Only if it's excessive

:cry:

[BurtWorm]

11. Only if you do it right, I was going to say.

:crazy:

[Debi]

22. Well, if you did it right it wouldn't chafe

Here, let me show you :blush:

[BurtWorm]

25. Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...

...haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw!

::bounce:

[Teaser]

7. Well some men are Phillies fans.

At least here in Philadelphia. True, some women are too, but then again some men also wax.

[Redstone]

23. Some are also Cubs fans.

Redstone

[gizmo1979]

28. At least you're not a cubs fan.

Ouch!

[matcom]

8. what if I wax?

why is MY pain somehow diminished? x(

you hate whitey don't you?

DON'T YOU!!

[Beetwasher]

9. We Get Married?

JUST KIDDING!!!! But you gotta admit, the OP was just screaming for that response, am I right?

[Debi]

12. Gee, I could start a thread about

how THAT comment made me feel :mad:

You silly man

[Beetwasher]

14. Well, I Am An Asshole!

That's TWICE today I've pissed you off! ;-)

[Debi]

24. I'm just sayin...

:loveya:

[gizmo1979]

29. That's a song isn't it

I'm an asshole asshole

[jackelope72]

13. We used to have those chest workout things...

You know, the two handles attached to each other by three or four or more lengths of tight spring? I remember the pain of tearing out several clumps of chest hair while using that particular torture device. That may be where they got the idea for the Epilady.

[gizmo1979]

31. Yeah I remember those

sometimes a spring would slip off and smack you upside the head.

[AllegroRondo]

15. Accidentally zip themselves?

I did it once - OWWWWW!

[Beetwasher]

16. Or Get Hit in the Nuts With Something

I'll put the pain of that against leg waxing any day...

How about passing a kidney stone too?

[montana_hazeleyes]

38. Has every man

been hit there at least once in his life?

[BiggJawn]

19. Lance our own boils.

$20 co-pay for THAT? Shit, get me some alcohol, medieval-looking implements and Neosporin...

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

20. Staying monogamic. (nt)

[bif]

21. We have to live with them

Just kidding.

[gizmo1979]

34. So true

Of course once you develop selective hearing it's not so painful.

[SarahB]

26. Some men do it too.

Just sayin'. :shrug:

[gizmo1979]

32. I also yank long nose hairs out

with my fingers.Makes me sneeze.

[Bouncy Ball]

33. Waxing? What about childbirth?

There's not much my husband could do to experience the pain of 26 hours of labor (waves and waves and waves of pain, one right on top of another), followed by pushing out a nine pound baby with no drugs, no pain relief.

And I didn't even mention TEARING. Oh wait, yes I did.

[Chomskyite]

35. Did you see last week's episode of Deadwood?

It almost made you feel sorry for that murdering thug Al Swearingen. They had to hold him down while Doc Cochran passed a metal instrument up his uretha to move a bladder stone enough to allow Al to pass his urine.

That looked painful to me.

[BBradley]

36. woops

Didn't see the voluntarily part.

[jmm]

37. If done right waxing isn't painful. n/t