Who wants to be my DU crush?

[yvr girl]

Charm me.

[neuvocat]

1. Hm...ok...

When your photons, in effervescent ice-cream (monosyllabic), junk the white (telephone chickens), in a stream (of germinating fundelberries) the lye (in distress) is lifted.

[Bouncy Ball]

2. I'm already there, babe.

[neuvocat]

4. Oh yeah???

See if you can beat a line like this one:

"Ah! how the play of light upon your shoulders does bring one to reminisce of fallen lighthorsemen and gaseous trenches."

Look at how all the ladies swoon!

[sparky_in_ma]

3. Me

I still think you're the best thing in Canada.

[yvr girl]

5. You never fail to get me.

[Longgrain]

6. I volenteer...line forms to the left...

:7

[yvr girl]

13. You're sweet.

[Longgrain]

15. Of course, I let you be my crush, If I can be yours...

I said that...

[CanuckAmok]

7. That depends... how well-rested are you?

??

[yvr girl]

Well rested, but

a little hungry. :-)

[CanuckAmok]

Ooop...I thought your original post said "Chain me".

Nevermind!

[yvr girl]

45. Whatever am I going to do with you?

[Huckebein the Raven]

8. You're on my list already

it would be nice if I was on your list

:)

[yvr girl]

11. As one of my future ex-husbands you go without saying

[Redstone]

9. Your eyes are as crystal cyan pools for a man to drown his soul in;

Your hair is fine and golden as the cornsilk in August;

Your lips are as crimson as the ripest cherry as it drops gently from the tree to my waiting hand...

Redstone

[yvr girl]

14. How poetic

[Redstone]

17. Wait, wait, I wasn't finished!

If you would but grace me with a lingering gaze from your eyes;

If I could but feel the gentle brush of a lock of your hair upon my weary brow;

If I could but hear my name spoken softly from your lips...

Redstone

[yvr girl]

25. Very charming

but don't get mawkish on me.

[Redstone]

56. Sorry, didn't mean to be mawkish, or

stalkish, the latter of which I could see you might surmise, since you don't know me very well.

Just that I'm a writer, and need to practise the ol' Purple Prose once in a while in case I ever need it in an emergency.

Besides, when was the last time you've been addressed so floridly? At least it's different.

Redstone

[mongo]

10. It's not polite to ask...

Now come here my darling and receive your spanking.

[yvr girl]

16. I'm not that kind of girl

Not in public anyway.

[mongo]

That's what they all say

:evilgrin:

[MrScorpio]

12. I'm not going on my hands and knees to beg

But if you want it, it's there

[yvr girl]

40. Begging isn't attractive

:*

[BlueJazz]

18. Well..this has been said before (kinda')

You make me want to be a better Man.

[yvr girl]

21. Works for me

[datasuspect]

19. i got 50 bucks, a six pack of schlitz, and keys to a cheap motel room . .

are your ready for love?

[yvr girl]

22. Not quite charming enough

[datasuspect]

24. how about 100 bucks then?

smarmy

joking

or i could pick you flowers instead . . . we could jump about like fawns in a fabric softener commercial

while i feed you fruits and nuts . . .

[yvr girl]

30. You could peel me a grape

[datasuspect]

32. i would peel you a whole bunch

after i got done sculpting statuary in your honor all day (naturally after i got done working 16 hours per day just so that you wouldn't have to sully your pretty little feet).

[yvr girl]

42. It's not good to get everything you want

I like a bit of bantering.

[bigwillq]

20. I'll go breeder for you!

:P :evilgrin:

Maybe you can change me!!:)

[yvr girl]

23. Trying to change a man is a hopeless endeavor

Sorry.

[bigwillq]

28. Will you still flirt with me?

:( Oh please say you will.

[yvr girl]

31. Of course I will

I just won't take it seriously

[bigwillq]

35. So whatcha wearing?

:evilgrin:

[yvr girl]

43. Let's pretend it's something sexy

[Bok_Tukalo]

26. Je t'aime ma petite fleur

<eom>

[yvr girl]

33. You do?

Do you like my new avatar?

[Bok_Tukalo]

36. Oui. Une inspiration vraie

<eom>

[yvr girl]

39. Will you keep your hair short for me?

[Bok_Tukalo]

44. Des difficulté incroyable pour moi.

Mais pour vous, naturellement.

[yvr girl]

46. I appreciate your sacrifice

I promise to run my fingers through it all the time.

[Dookus]

27. Hey baby....

how YOU doin'?

[yvr girl]

34. I always liked Chandler better

Smarter and funnier.

[BlueJazz]

29. Me again..

I'll support you in what ever you plan to do in life and I'll do my best to never hurt you.

[yvr girl]

37. Wow. That's a lot from a crush.

I was going to include you just for the sax.

[WI_DEM]

38. I think everybody has a little bit of a crush on you

[yvr girl]

41. I'm crushable?

Why do you think that is?

[WI_DEM]

49. You just are

You are a sweetheart.

[yvr girl]

50. Awwww, thank you

[ContraBass Black]

47. Tell me what you like and I'll see what I can do.

[edbermac]

48. Could I use your underwear to make soup?

In the meantime, I'll align your breasts...they shifted all out of whack...

[Guy Fawkes]

51. Are you a kitty?

If not, then no.

[yvr girl]

52. I've been called 'Kitten'

[Guy Fawkes]

53. But are you a fury little mammal...

with a tail and cute little ears?

[yvr girl]

54. I am a mammal and my ears are really cute

But I'm not that furry and I am sans tail.

[Guy Fawkes]

55. Forget it then...

sorry.