ATTention DU XULTAR IS DRUnk @ the airport

[xultar]

in TALlahassee fl-
eating fish + chips surfing on my ipaq from the bar. Drinking a vodka martini3 olives.
guess what technology firm i work for!

[Bouncy Ball]

1. Ummm.........Dell?

Is that a technology firm?

[xultar]

13. Nope, but I got booted off my project (peoplesoft) because they are behind

schedule and my part won't go over till 2006. So I elected to take it too the street

[terrya]

2. Apple, possibly?

[xultar]

5. i wish...the weather sux o may not get

home to nite!

[XNASA]

3. Are you a pilot?

[xultar]

6. nope but i've slept with plenty! n/t

[XNASA]

27. I knew I should have pursued getting my pilot's license.

Those guys get all the action.

[WMliberal]

4. EDS? You Perot-ite!

[xultar]

8. i did do an assignment wvthem a few yrs back

but nope...sorrry

[thoughtanarchist]

7. HP? ipaq is an HP product...

...and I envy your ability to drink martinis with fish & chips...

have a nice flight!

[xultar]

10. I had to switch to the laptop. I can't type drunk on my hp 4155

[fudge stripe cookays]

9. I feel for ya, xult.

Last time I flew out of O'Hare (with horrible looking weather), I got completely shitfaced in the airport bar-- 5 giant Bailey's on the Rocks. I NEVER do that!

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[xultar]

11. WQeather, that is why I'm shitfaced right now!!! n/t

[MissMarple]

15. LOL Got WQeather?

Take care sweetheart. :-)

[xultar]

16. Will the TSA llock me up for being shitfased? n /t

[MissMarple]

22. I don't think so. Just don't harass the airport personnel.

:-)

[xultar]

34. ihate it her ecuz the y always want me to ta;ke off mhys shoes.

wht fa ais up witi tha. I don't wanna teake of m yshes. I'
m wearing sheakers. I doin't habe to take ofr my sneakdrew soin atlantla.

[xultar]

18. Here is a baby pix of me

Just think that lil girl is drinkin and drunk in publix right now.

[Richardo]

21. What a sweetie pie you were...

...before your public descent into the gutter :)

Hang in there, xultar...

[xultar]

31. i dont 'wanna go theroug security cus I cna't get back to the bar.

[MissMarple]

24. Cute!!!

Just don't tell your mother.

[fudge stripe cookays]

23. I never used to do it,

but when we flew out of Toronto in '03, we went up through clouds in a pouring rainstorm, and the fucking pilot stayed in them (and the accompanying turbulence) for at least an hour!

I was freaking out, crying, and about broke reprehensor's hand I was clutching it so hard!

I no longer fly without alcohol when it's crappy outside. It's the only way I can make it.

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[xultar]

39. you shouldn't cyro ywhen you are on the plane it makes al lthe other peopl

abery concerned and they ,moghjt chry too. One time I met a real sexyt rasce car difeber on a flight. he was soooo hot. I got his number but I d9idn't call him back cuz my boyfriend would nbabe been very pissed. he was really hot thoubhe

[xultar]

20. I think that is my faborite girl scpout cookie on your avatar.!!!

[jswordy]

12. Good luck getting out when the plan crashes, my friend!

[xultar]

14. ????????????????????/

[jswordy]

17. LOL...I like to be sober, just in case! Heheheh. Actually...

...congrats for flying at all. I will likely never fly again, now. Don't want the hassle. Biz for you, tho, right?

[xultar]

19. You i[;nm on boixness. crappy buziness. buziness I hate. grrrrr

just think more john kerry stickers down here than in ga.

go figure.

[jswordy]

25. Yer plowed...you lucky sucker! LOL! Can't even type! LOL.

[jswordy]

26. Oh yeah...we WILL poke fun at ya for this later! Heh!

[xultar]

28. looke donmpt be poking fun @ me. I'm tyryoiing to et to my nhouse i ngea

and all the filghts are laight. I'm not very7 happy about this wohoel traveling sitjuaiton.

do you think i';nm a freeper cuz I'< mreallhy not. some thime s aI get reelty concerned that yua'll thinI'm afreeeper.,[br />
i nmeanb yeah I" mkinda a geek and all. but that isn't afreeper caharatersitic. iright.?

[xultar]

30. i gabe the watress a 5 dolar tip for my thing I try to tip mice cusz most

black folk dont' timp generalusly

[Richardo]

32. I feel like I'm reading the end of "Flowers for Algernon" here

:)

[xultar]

35. wat h the fiuck is folowers for algetrnon. is that a good book. iread bm

my books aon mt ipoaq. ,mhy tongue is freeling really fat.

[Bouncy Ball]

42. When you read it, sober, you will laugh

because then you will get Richardo's joke. It was pretty good. I was just thinking the same thing.

[xultar]

56. WHAT FUCKEIN GOKE.

[progmom]

46. i love it!

:loveya:

[fudge stripe cookays]

52. Damn it Richardo!

I just spit Perrier all over my desk!

I haven't laughed that hard in ages. She better come up for air here pretty soon, or she'll be crawling down the aisle with her boarding pass!

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[jswordy]

41. GEEZ...a racial guilt trip. Want my mail addie? You can send me money! LOL

[jswordy]

37. YER TOO FRICKIN' SMASHED to be a freeper!

ROFL. I WILL BE REMEMEBRING THIS WHEN YOU SHOW UP SOBER! LOL. You lucky sumbitch. *envy*

[xultar]

43. your ne not thinkin I;m afreeper. that was li,ke some thing seriuso IO wa

was thinking about.

man the dude nesxt to me is ont he phon eand the lady is talking so lout I c na hhear her from ogver here
what the fucke is up with athat shit.

ANYWAYZE I HOWPT HE GUY CAN'T SEE WANT i'M TYPOINJT. CU''S i'D BE RALLY EMBarrased.

[Bouncy Ball]

40. I have had my suspicions about you, though I can't remember now why.

I figure I can tell you since you're drunk. You won't remember later.

[jswordy]

44. Uh, that is prolly cuz you are suspicious about EVERYBODY...

...remember? LOL.

:hug:

[Bouncy Ball]

45. Nah, I'm not suspicious about everyone!

LOL!

Hey.......you have over 1000 posts and no star?

:D

[jswordy]

49. Ya get a star when ya donate. No donate, no star.

How'd you get yours? Someone gave in your name? I have no friends here who would do that.

:cry:

[Bouncy Ball]

60. LOOKKEEEEE THERE!!

Someone gave you a star! That's how DU is, ask and you shall receive.

Btw, I didn't do it. I am totally fucking broke right now.

But whoever did it is a total sweetie.

[xultar]

50. i kenew some of ya'll wer thinking I was undre cover but I wwszwear i'm

not like O><k.,

I USE THE SAME IDENTIY ALL OVBER THE WEB.SA SWOI LIKE IF YOU GUYS ZEE XULTAR OANY PLACE ELSE . IT IS REALLY ME.

I'M NOT AN EFFIN FREEPER.L ICNA'T BELEVIE YOU THAOUTGHT i WAS AN IEFFIN GFEEPOER.,


THAT MAKE CE SATD .....,WOW Y'LL THOUHT i WAS AN EFFINGF REEPER!~~~

[jswordy]

53. Take a deep breath, then run over to Freep and post like hell!

LOL...THAT WOULD BE A HOOT!

[fudge stripe cookays]

66. How could they tell

her from anyone else in that state?

;-)
Fudge

[meganmonkey]

29. Ha ha ha!!! Just saw your post in ATA and I am LMAO!!!

The sentiment is lovely, but the delivery is, well, rather drunken!

Have a safe flight - I assume you aren't flying the plane!

:toast:

[xultar]

33. oicoucolt dfly if they let me. I wear cglasse s though. hey. i'[,m spo

happy I have friends her @ d u. I mena. I was telling my friend that I didn't have enough name s on my cell phone pbook . ou know. but come to find out I had more than him.

buhwawaw.

[meganmonkey]

36. DU is a lovely place to hang out, drunk or sober!

My boyfriend travels a lot for work and we live in the boonies. When I first found DU, I used to spend the whole weekend getting my buzz on and posting on DU, mostly the lounge. I have slowed down a little since then, but it sure is fun!

[MadHound]

38. I gotta admit, you're a funny, cute drunk

Glad to see you're not one of those mean, nasty drunks. Have a great flight, and I hope your hangover isn't too bad:evilgrin:

[jswordy]

47. And I quote: "buhwawaw." ROFLMFAO!

[xultar]

48. due .iike I am so durnk. I am not even tryin to spell check. I'm oin th

sam adsams bar. I had fish and chips. way to many chip s and not enough fish. if you knowq what I'm sayin. Due I rented a car from hetrtsz and they gave me one ndew mustang. it was whit e and fuckein kickin!!!!! l,ike you press on the gas and the shit just flikes like silk. kit was n asty on the inside though.

ok.

cnat out nelieve that I am a systems computer trainer.

hah aha hahsahaha

[jswordy]

51. NOW YER MAKING SOME SENSE! And I quote...

"l,ike you press on the gas and the shit just flikes like silk."

You HAVE ARRIVED, my man. Mustangs are the epitome of COOLNESS!

And don't use spell check right now. You will burn up yer puter! LOL.

[xultar]

55. MAN IU ALWAS MEK CENSE. AND MY PUTER IS SUCKH AP EIESE

OF SHIT. I DON'T GEIBE A FLIYIN SHIT IF IT BLOWS UP RI8GHT FUCKIN HERE ANDNOW.

OI,. i'M GETTING WREDY TO GO THROUCH SCURITY. WISH ME L.UCK. BE REIGHT BICK.

[MadHound]

54. ROFLMAO, I hope you've turned the Mustang back in,

You're in no shape now for it.

And you do realize that we're saving this thread for posterity, don't you? BWAHAHAHAHA!!:evilgrin::toast:

Just for the hangover help, start drinking water now, and take a couple of aspirin before you crash, you'll thank me in the morning.

[xultar]

57. SOME FIUCKIN BL,URE HARE GUY FOR HERTZ TOOK INT. LIKE

THE CARS DONW N I NTALLAHASEE ARE SO GROSS. BUT THEY GOUT A FEW MUSTANGS, JAGUARS AD ND STUFF.L I MAY HAVE TO RENT ANOTUHER CAR TO BGET BAKC IN TO T OWN.

[jswordy]

67. Lay off the sauce, then girl. Or take a cab home. Fun is fun...

...but death is permanent!

(I still can't believe you donated for me...you must be totally PLOWED!)

[stellanoir]

58. this is truly one of the

funniest threads ever. Be safe dear xultar.

[MadHound]

59. So now that you're through security,

How long before your flight takes off? Got time for another martini?

[crispini]

61. Big hug.

:hug: Be safe. I for one never thought you were a freeper. :thumbsup:

[ScreamingMeemie]

62. ooooooOOO girl, your head is going to hurt so BAD tomorrow.

And we'll all be pointing and laughing. ;) :hi: Glad you are enjoying the wait. :hi:

[MadHound]

64. That's what I'm saying, time to start drinking water

And take a couple of aspirin. As a highly experienced drunk, trust me, it works every time.

But yeah, we're going to be laughing our asses of for awhile, until the next DUer starts the drunken posting, Friday evening.

[Bouncy Ball]

63. Hey xultar, if you ever come through Dallas

post here that you are in town and we'll get some DUers together to get drunk with you.

[MissB]

65. Your ATA post will be even

funnier to us tomorrow. :evilgrin:

[MadHound]

68. Oh Oh! Xultar isn't responding anymore

I hope she is passed out on the plane home, and not in the airport. Be safe woman, and a big:hug: for your drunken self ;)

[WMliberal]

69. kick.

For the folks that missed the show

[fudge stripe cookays]

70. Good morning, dearie!

And how are we feeling today, hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm???

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Enquiring minds wanna know!

[MadHound]

71. Somehow I don't think she's up right now

Probably best to check in at, oh, say, noon. But I am going to keep checking here, I really am looking forward to her reaction:evilgrin:

[fudge stripe cookays]

74. I'd say you're right!

Noon it is!

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[WMliberal]

76. awesome. except my april fools didn't go as planned.

I put pennies in the wheelwell of my neighbor's car and vaseline on their windshield wiper. I just found out about an hour ago that they're on vacation. Boooooooooooooooooooo!

[Kathy in Cambridge]

72. Aspirin and lots of water!

:hangover:

[fudge stripe cookays]

73. In the immortal words of...

The Pursuit of Happiness (Canadian band)...

"One more coffee, three more aspirins, two more vitamin B,
Much regret now, that the morning's crashing down on me..."

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[MadHound]

75. Hey there, I have seen that somebody is up and about!

Soo, how was the flight? How's the hangover? And you do realize that you're going to get teased about this thread don't you?

[UdoKier]

77. Congrats on getting sloshed.

But vodka? Please, stop drinking that potato swill, it will give you a hangover. have some nice wine.

[MadHound]

78. I think it is too late, she already drank the poison

Oh well, here's hoping that her hangover isn't too bad. I'm waiting for her to show up here though.