Ron Jeremy can suck...

[MrScorpio]

Sometimes his jokes are pretty lame.

[WI_DEM]

1. He's kind of ugly too

but that is a unkind thing to say, so I apologize. ;)

[Dave Reynolds]

2. That's not bad,

I once read something which called him a "bristle-brush freak bone".

[Maestro]

3. Well at least your other thread didn't end with

by Ron Jeremy! ;)

[RandomKoolzip]

4. ALLRIGHT!!!! I"ll finish it for you:

".....his own penis."

Satisfied?

[MrScorpio]

6. At least I get to see your post before a mod rips it

naughty boy

[bettyellen]

5. he followed me around a party i crashed once.......

:scared:

[MrScorpio]

7. A big package isn't everything

right?

[WI_DEM]

8. really?

That is scary. I have a feeling the only time he really got laid in "real life" was in his movies.

[bettyellen]

10. i get the feeling that this crowd couldn't disrobe without documenting it

so they could earn some more money to shove up their noses. god, he's a scary and trollish and even hairier in real life. i'm convinced he's the reason a lot of women can't cope with porn. lordy. it was an xmas party of all things, the "modeling agency" that repped a classmate. who i soon realized was barely five feet and a d-cup. another classmate came along, big black and very gay. he launched into this whole thing how only chicks who look like snow white (meaning me) really do it for him. and he followed up with the most graphic pornographic offer to service me that i have ever heard. i have never heard a gay man talk like that. most of the ones i know woulda thrown up. damn.
i was pretty fucking speechless. my jaw keep dropping and i kept thinking, no betty, close that mouth right now. boy that was funny--after i ran out and was home safe. LOL.

[bif]

9. Hey, Liberace was a great pianist...

But he sucked on the organ!