Virginia Homophobe warns of "ramming" homosexuals.

[WoodrowFan]

This was in an unrelated thread, so let's give it it's own, shall we..

Eugene Delgaudio
Public Advocate of the U.S.
5613 Leesburg Pike, Suite 17
Falls Church, VA 22041
www.PublicAdvocateUSA.org
April 11, 2005

Dear fellow conservative,

Tonight, after a long day of fighting the Radical Homosexuals, I just feel exhausted.

Beaten down, wrung out, and worn to the bone.

This has been a most difficult year.

The radical Homosexual Lobby is more intimidating than ever.

Now, they dare me to stand in their way . . . they laugh, and brag that they have the votes to kill the Federal Marriage Amendment and will legalize homosexual "marriage" state by state.

And they boast about ramming the Gay Bill of Special Rights and Thought Control Bill through Congress even with Republicans in charge . . .


http://www.dailykos.com/story/2005/3/29/191914/848

He's a Loudoun County Supervisior!

http://www.loudoun.gov/bos/bios/ed.htm
http://www.washingtonpost.com/ac2/wp-dyn/A10885-2002Apr...

[underpants]

1. ...and even some conservative Congressmen have taken the bait

They have been strolling through the Halls of Congress handing out campaign "contributions" like sweet candy, and even some conservative Congressmen have taken the bait.

It is just sad to watch. And believe me, people are watching.

[WoodrowFan]

2. they keep coming and coming...

The Radical Homosexuals keep coming and coming, and they grow in size daily.

[Ellen Forradalom]

3. They just can't help themselves, can they?

What a total closet case. Just like the rest of the Republican homophobes.

[underpants]

6. WHO? This guy?

[WoodrowFan]

11. makes barney Fife look like a lumberjack.

[Zuni]

29. I'm sure

that this guy likes freaky leather bars, self mutilation, auto-erotic asphixiation, being urinated on and is turned on by corpses.

But as long as he's not gay, I'm voting for him.

[Dookus]

4. And they keep trying

to ram their agenda down his throat. Their big, veiny, throbbing agenda.

[RetroLounge]

7. They grow AFTER they keep coming?

Damn, I gots to get me some of that agenda!

RL

[WoodrowFan]

8. please ocover your lizard

BTW, your lizard is reclining in a most provocative manner, please find a more modest lizard!

[RetroLounge]

21. Lizards HAVE no modesty...

RL

[ronnykmarshall]

18. They are so obsessed

with our "sizes".

[sui generis]

5. this is just SCREAMING for a copycat thread

oh oh oh I can't do it I won't

"thought control" huh? It's funny how they always turn the negative around and apply it to what they decry.

Actually it is thought control to tell everyone they are helpless to discriminate, even when they want to offer benefits. It is a Gay Special Bill of Rights when you single out Gay people TO DISCRIMINATE against rather than saying that sexual orientation cannot be use as a reason to discriminate.

Nuance, what's that?

What a macaroon.

[sui generis]

9. Virgin Homophobe Warns of Ramming Homosexuals

In a letter to his constituency, Senator Sui, who has a dreadful fear of virgins, warns of ramming homosexual virgins.

(crap. this is why they teach grammar, isn't it? Subject, object, adverb, adjective, it's all a blur.)

Someone else please finish this post.

[bertha katzenengel]

10. hmm... nothing in THOMAS about a "Gay Bill of Special Rights" or a

"Thought Control Bill."

What a clown.

[sui generis]

13. please please pleeeeeeeze send money

so they can't have their perverted pleasure palaces -

(sounds kinda fun - could you point me to the nearest one? Your toaster oven is in the mail.)

[MidwestTransplant]

12. Lions, and Tigers and Homosexuals, OH MY!

[kcwayne]

14. As Robin Williams would say...

"Better latent than never"

[Crankie Avalon]

15. And another thing...

...my dear fellow conservative:

Never for a moment doubt that the radical homosexual lobby will remain fully erect to the possibility of pounding us again and again in the most vulnerable areas of our culture. We must work tirelessly and remain in a constant state of readiness, even to the point of straining our very muscles into a state of quivering anticipation right down to our glistening buttocks, if need be...

[terrya]

16. This entire thread is very, very, very, very interesting.

Very.

[sui generis]

20. crankie I think I love you

pounding . . straining . . quivering . . glistening buttocks

sounds like a bad hangover with mexican food diarrhea

:loveya:

[Redstone]

23. Dang, that's funny. You should be working for the

National Lampoon, if only it were still around. And as good as it was in the early 1970s.

Redstone

[jswordy]

17. That's wild...he is writing this letter FROM THE FUTURE????

April 11, 2005????

THEY HAVE FIGURED OUT TIME TRAVEL IN VIRGINIA! HALLALUJAH!

:rofl:

[Bouncy Ball]

19. It all sounds so.....sessual.

Homosexuals, ramming, wrung out, worn to the bone, throbbing (wait, that wasn't in there, was it?). GAY PORN!

:D

[onager]

22. RAMMING homosexuals?

Are you sure he used the right vowel? Was that "ramming" or...:evilgrin:

[jonnyblitz]

26. LMFAO

:P

[CanuckAmok]

24. I'd like to see a "Radical Homosexual Lobby".

My bet is it would look something like this:

[miss_kitty]

25. "He's a Loudoun County Supervisior!"

and an obvious closet case.

[Technowitch]

27. Methinks Eugene doth protest too much

(eom)

[dean_dem]

28. You guys have been holding out on us!

"We don't have the limousines, the plush offices, tens of millions from the Hollywood elite or the tax dollars that they have at their disposal."

Who knew being gay was such a lucrative business?


And this one was really entertaining:

"The Radical Homosexuals are trying to turn America into a perverted pleasure palace." Hah!

[WoodrowFan]

30. and we thought they only got toasters!!! (NT)

[JohnKleeb]

31. He has a brother too, they're both nuts

Another local nutty one when it comes to gay issues is Dick Black who was in a shit fest because a school play had two guys kissing. Virginia recently elected its first openly gay member to the state legislature, I forget his name offhand but he really seems like a great dem.